|Reviews for Never Accept Gifts From Crazy Old Headmasters|
| chocolatesgal chapter 1 . 2/2
I have a good imagination. I imagined Dumbledore pumping his penis into Harry butt naked and yelling, "Fuck you, kid!" And I can do is gape widely. Good job. You made me laugh and a little bit horny for no reason XD
| Bushwah chapter 1 . 9/2/2013
This is so wrong. xD But funny anyway...
| lycan1216 chapter 1 . 4/29/2013
| Sister of Mayhem chapter 1 . 4/28/2013
I read this a few months ago, but forgot to review, can you believe it?
Well, here it is anyhow, because you certainly deserve it:
Great great great job! I'm grinning like a fool right now. I like these over-the-top stories and Dumbledore saying things like 'Fuck you kid!' make me want to applaud you like some silly starstruck One Direction fan :-) - no offence meant, I'm sure those boys are really great singers.
Criminally good! Really.
| FalconLux chapter 1 . 4/9/2013
HILARIOUS! Particularly the ending. hehehe... Albus, you dirty, evil old bastard.
BTW, superbly disturbing. You get my vote.
| Qis4Quizzik chapter 1 . 12/31/2012
Ha! Nicely done. and I loled so hard when Dumbeldore said ,"Fuck you kid!"
| Domizucca chapter 1 . 11/14/2012
This is hilarious! "Fuck you, kid!" I was laughing like crazy!
| Guest chapter 1 . 7/24/2012
Meh. I wonder about the squid...
| Guest chapter 1 . 7/11/2012
o.o you scare me... but good job on the story anyway. :D
| ThornLeaf chapter 1 . 4/15/2012
LOL great fic, smutty crack oneshots for the win!
| AddictedReader9 chapter 1 . 4/8/2012
Funny as hell and very very disturbing
| Toirneach chapter 1 . 4/7/2012
I could hardly breath from trying not to laugh!
| Euglena chapter 1 . 3/30/2012
You weren't kidding; that was seriously disturbing! Yet somehow, amusing. I'm glad you cleaned it up a little, can't imagine what it must have been like before lol
| ASkyie chapter 1 . 3/21/2012
I'm not quite certain how I came to be reading this fic but it was indeed something else.
| Angelic Abomination chapter 1 . 3/7/2012
I honestly tried to read all of this but I started as soon as Harry launched himself at Dumbledore...If anyone flamed you for this then they are stupid.