|Reviews for Alistair, I Am Your Father|
| Hatsepsut chapter 1 . 3/29/2013
What did I just read?
I snorted tea all over the screen!
"Urthemiel stomps the floor in badly disguised anxiety. "My darkspawn?" He growls to the small human. "They keep trying to find a weakened exit in me so they can correct a construction malfunction. Two days ago, they tried to cover my … evacuation conduct."
| DoorbellSpider chapter 1 . 3/16/2013
The Force is strong with this fanfic. XD
| ShebasDawn chapter 1 . 3/16/2013
[18:05] Reyavie_ Just say whatever comes to mind
[18:05] DoorbellSpider By the way:
[18:05] ShebasDawn ROFL "No, fool."
[18:05] tklivory 'you're a real ass...et'
[18:05] Reyavie_ I remember Lilyth asked why there were so many aedans around
[18:05] ShebasDawn "I'm mentally controlling you!"
[18:05] Reyavie_ dude, bis. Tone down the bright lights.
[18:05] Alex No.. Cousland is pretty cool
[18:05] tklivory bismuth: WoW-in-exile
[18:05] Alex Kayden would probably like him
[18:05] Reyavie_ ... glad you're liking it, dawn
[18:06] DoorbellSpider XD It's the best I could do with the universal dye kit, without actually using the accompanying website. I'm lazy like that.
[18:06] ShebasDawn ROFLMAO Loghain was accidentally killed. By him.
[18:06] tklivory heh
[18:06] Reyavie_ let's face it
[18:06] Reyavie_ it works awesomely with darkspawn
[18:06] Reyavie_ it draws attention
[18:07] Reyavie_ everyone else can just stab the things in the back as darkspawn try to attack the bright wonder...
[18:07] DoorbellSpider Except he has next to zero offensive spells. Lots of running away for Bismuth right now. XD
[18:07] ShebasDawn OMG hahahah "Oghren, did you just beeped?"
[18:07] Reyavie_ sounds like the arishok battle to me
[18:08] Reyavie_ you know he's totally r2d2
[18:08] ShebasDawn HHAHAHAHAH I can hardly breath! He has to control himself very hard not to hug the Archdemon; scales, teeth and claws included. Strangely, the God appears to have a similar wish. "Warden, why is everyone calling me Death Star?"
[18:10] DoorbellSpider The ominous "splat" sound strikes again! XD
[18:10] Reyavie_ I'm traditionalist.
[18:11] ShebasDawn LOLOLOL...OMG, *tears* are rolling down my face...I *LOVE* the ending...you rock! This is *definitely* going into my faves list
| Sazuka57 chapter 1 . 3/6/2013
I don't even know omg
| kawaiimiku chapter 1 . 10/29/2012
Who is Avernus? I can't remember him...
| Letticiae chapter 1 . 7/26/2012
OMG, this was hilarious! All the connections with Star Wars were great and perfectly placed! Awesome work, Reya!
| Catlover friendly-but-xplosive chapter 1 . 2/28/2012
Remind me not to read your stories while eating ever again- I nearly choked! As an ardent Star Wars Fan, this is FANTASTIC!
| Eva Galana chapter 1 . 1/2/2012
Lady, you are twacked! This is hillarious!
Yeah, let's just all blame Champ...
| Wolfox6 chapter 1 . 12/14/2011
Thank you for this...I was gritting my teeth in rage 'cause I'm battling big effing Ancient Dragons (two at a time these days) every half hour or so, and needed a very good, very long laugh...this was hilarious! XD
| Enaid Aderyn chapter 1 . 12/8/2011
"Collective hallucinations might be the oddest and most effective way to finish a Blight I have ever seen."
What he said. :D
Actually, the scene between Aedan & the Archdemon may be one of the most adorable things I've read all year. :)
| Ventisquear chapter 1 . 12/7/2011
LOL you really are genius.
Poor Aedan. But at least the died happy. Alistair, on the other hand... Oce the hallucinations are over, and he realizes he wanted to spare Loghain AND hugged Anora... it won't be pretty. xD
| Ygrain33 chapter 1 . 12/6/2011
You. Shouldn't. Be. Doing. This. - At least not to people who are having their breakfast and are in imminent danger of getting suffocated.
- Seriously, 'tis was a most sufficient way to end the Blight ever, and no OGD involved (Morrigan disapproves). What gave you the idea, Anora's hairstyle? :D
| Snarkoleptic chapter 1 . 12/6/2011
I think my favorite part is catching up with the collaborators at the end. This was fantastic!
| Suilven chapter 1 . 12/6/2011
LOLOLOL Reyavie, you're awesome. The Archdemon as the Death Star... total stroke of genius. This was my favorite line:
"They keep trying to find a weakened exit in me so they can correct a construction malfunction. Two days ago, they tried to cover my … evacuation conduct."
I love wookiefied Flemeth, too.
*hugs Reyavie* Thank you for putting up with the shenanigans of Champ and I. Awesome.
| ChampionTheWonderSnail chapter 1 . 12/6/2011
Ah...ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa! Reyavie...only you could be so bold.
And thus ends my Star Wars quotable quotes. I'm so glad you did this! Alistair and Anora could *so* be twins separated at birth...except that she's about ten years older and...never mind.
This is so brilliant. That Flemeth and Avernus could get together and mess around with Ferelden's history? So Pratchetesque with the gods sitting on the top of Mount Dunmanifestin and playing with the lives of the folk on the DiscWorld.
Poor, poor Aedan. And poor, poor Archdemon.