Reviews for Dial 1800 for Ferelden Counseling Services
HubrisP chapter 9 . 11/20/2014
Excellent work, I just had a marvelous idea to add onto this. Keep up the excellent work!
Shakespira chapter 9 . 1/12/2014
Love this! My favorite was the sequence with Amalia and her "kitty" and also the creepiness of Leliana's letter. Love the addition of Eleanor Cousland and the insights into Aedan and his relationship with Morrigan.

I always enjoy the behind the scenes commentary between Urthemiel and Aedan.

Wonderful update!
Enaid Aderyn chapter 9 . 1/9/2014
We keep writing because we adore you. It's just that simple. Or complicated. Considering the whole intra-reality, cross-class, multi-species, fourth wall situation we have going on here. It's a beautiful thing. *dabs at eyes*

Yeah, Myrkul - sucks-boo to you! roflmao at the shrink's professional opinion - one can only imagine what his notes must look like after a session - assuming he actually takes any instead of just listening in slack-jawed horror. :D

My Lady Cousland rather steals the show here - brilliant slipping her in (don't tell Aedan, but one also gains some further insight into his attraction to Morrigan) . And I also love how His Draconic Awesomeness isn't one whit intimidated by her & takes the idea of feline offspring in stride. Kittimiels? Urfeliels? :D Of course, cats and dragons are related at a quantum sort of level.

"You mean in the mage's purse." *spit take!* :D :D

*flails happily* love it love them love you as always.
ShebasDawn chapter 9 . 1/8/2014
I love, love, love this! :D

LOL this was my favorite:
"Also, humans don't believe in you. They do believe in me. Might have been because I have a body and destroyed a couple of cities.
Game, set, match: the Lord of Beauty."

Awesome update! :D
Suilven chapter 9 . 1/7/2014
Some of my favourites... this:

"Also, humans don't believe in you. They do believe in me. Might have been because I have a body and destroyed a couple of cities.

Game, set, match: the Lord of Beauty."

And this:

"How about a Mabari? They are very affectionate and willing to play without requesting to borrow your body."

And this (brilliant):

"BY THE LOVE OF THE MAKER, MAKE HER STOP. BELOVED ANDRASTE IN THE FADE, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. ENOUGH. KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE. WHY SO MUCH TALKING WHY SO MUCH USELESS STUFF WHY OH MAKER WHY.

Your weakness is a redheaded woman with the brains of a pea."

*hugs this story*

*hugs reyavie*

*offers plate of dark chocolate biscuits to Urthemiel and backs away while bowing*
Peres chapter 9 . 1/7/2014
:DDD So much snicker, my head nearly exploded. Dear Teyrna Eleanor, you are awesome beyond words and I adore you.

And I think I feel relieved, too; I'm pretty sure that letter Aedan's clutching in your pic was Leliana's and not one of mine.
Ygrain33 chapter 9 . 1/7/2014
This improved my foul mood at least a bit. Thank you, dear, and Teyrna Eleanor rocks!
xseikax chapter 9 . 1/7/2014
I know I'm already squealing at you in the irc about each entry, but this was so full of win it deserved a review as well :D

I love Urthemiel and Aedan. Have I said that before? I think I have. Still:

I adore them.

So much.
Josie Lange chapter 8 . 4/14/2013
Oh, all wise and power Urthemiel, forgive this priestess for the lateness of her review! I was... preparing my firstborn daughter to be the second generation of your worshipers! Really! It takes a great deal of time to properly educate the little one as to your greatness (because there is a LOT of greatness to educate her on). Am I forgiven yet? ;)

Oh my, the thought of the Architect and kisses made my skin crawl... oh, the image in my head! I'll never be able to get that vision out of there! And Wade and Herren arguing via postscript! It's no wonder Aedan and Urthemiel are often short of patience!

So, am I forgiven? Pretty please with sugar on top? :p
Enaid Aderyn chapter 8 . 3/26/2013
XD I have to say, Aedan completely steals the show this go-around. XD (granted it's against the customary backdrop of Draconic Awesome). "Aedansexual" indeed... There are insufficient smilies to show how I am grinning ear to ear over this entire update. Of course I always do when 1800 rolls around. :D

Wade & Herren are every bit as cheek-pinching adorable as they can possibly be. (And Aedan's answer - hee!)

*gathers up 1800 & retreats to corner to croon over it* :D
DoorbellSpider chapter 8 . 3/16/2013
It's always a pleasure to read more words of wisdom from the devious duo. The snark is, as ever, impeccable. XD
Shakespira chapter 8 . 3/16/2013
LOL, love these so much! I especially enjoyed the question from Nevarra as to whether the old god was, in fact, real. It reminded of of "Yes, Virginia there is a Santa" and I also appreciated the Shepard/Aedan exhange.

These are always a wonderful treat and this was no exception. The snark between Urthemiel and Aedan is priceless!
alexmancerx chapter 8 . 3/15/2013
I better be remembered on the day of Reckoning!
Suilven chapter 8 . 3/15/2013
This:

"The God of BEAUTY who needs no treatments whatsoever."

And this:

"High Priestess Seika,

Your new tasks include, among others, the privilege of worshiping me at all moments as well as being paraded in beautiful dresses and jewelry. My priestesses must always look the best.

In private though.

*wink* *wink*

Urthemiel

xxxXXXxxx

You don't need to wink *at* the letter, dragon."

And this:

"And what's the sudden interest in saying we're homosexual, dragonsexual, Aedansexual (though any of you ladies reading, please, don't hesitate :) ). It is becoming very very disturbing. 1800 is not a k-meme, people. Quick bringing your odd little minds outside the internet.

Forth wall.

Forth time I don't care. Thumbs up. You answer, he's your problem."

Awesome as always. I would like to marry this story and have its little internet babies. ;)
Ygrain33 chapter 8 . 3/15/2013
You evil person, you can't do this to me - cause me fits of laughter when I suffer from cough! Breathing becomes rather difficult, ye'know!
I thought Gay Warden (my, really a tiny bit defensive, aren't we?) wins, hands down, until I read the response to Oghren and the amazing Thorin exchange. Eeeeevil!
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