|Reviews for Alternate Endings To Retribution|
| Guest chapter 1 . 8/18/2020
I love these especially the Monty Python ending.
| robyn redhead chapter 1 . 8/11/2011
oh HA HA, I was literally cracking up at some of these! Especially the Jane Austen one. They are HILARIOUS!
| Anna chapter 1 . 3/27/2011
Huzzah for 'delightful tight naval uniforms'.
| wavesparkle7217 chapter 1 . 3/22/2008
Very funny! XD
| Dutiful Prudence chapter 1 . 7/8/2005
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
You're my ultimate favorite fan fic author.
| Les Lapins Mauvais chapter 1 . 4/9/2005
Absolutely hilarious! My favourites would probably have to be Jane Austen (the Indy marries the Renown! Yay, femslash!), Hamlet (delightful tight naval uniforms- great, now I can't read the ending of Hamlet without laughing) Priscilla Queen of the Desert (Is it scary that I can actually visualise this? Probably...) And I should stop before I list them all. How about a Music Man ending?
Archie enters the courtroom, and is about to take the blame.
Pellew: But where is the band?
Suddenly the door is flung open to reveal the sailors of the Renown, led by Matthews and Styles, carrying musical instruments.
Archie: What the... (It's been a while since I watched the film. I'm paraphrasing.)
Horatio grabs Pellew's gavel, and hands it to Archie.
Archie: Now, think, men...think!
He starts to conduct, and the sailors start to play a beautiful, tear-jerking rendition of 'Rule Britannia'.
Bush: That's my Styles!
Hobbs: That's my Randall!
Everyone is so proud of the band that the mutiny is forgotten, and they all live happily ever after!
| RavynJensen chapter 1 . 2/3/2005
You could get me in trouble (I'm at work), the fangirl ending had my laughing out loud.
| Clarity Light chapter 1 . 1/3/2005
That is SO funny! I was CRACKING UP! Slightly disturbing I grant you, especially the bits where Archie was actually a woman, but highly entertaining nonetheless. Your Hamlet, Star Trek, James Bond, and Scooby-Doo endings were my favorites.
| Krysia chapter 1 . 2/25/2004
Excellent! I laughed out loud. This, I will definitely print out to share with other HH fans.
| kinky angels chapter 1 . 1/23/2004
well, well , well...
| Ariana Deralte chapter 1 . 1/10/2004
*giggling madly* Lovely:) I especially liked the Sherlock Holmes one.
| Justina Lui chapter 1 . 9/25/2003
I absolutely love it! You genius, thinking up clever things like that! Love the the starwars and the star trek one!British Imperialism LMAO!
Keep up the good work mate!
| RoGer RoGer chapter 1 . 7/1/2003
*Laughs and falls off chair. Rolls around for several minutes until men in long white clocks take RoGer away*
| nekohebi chapter 1 . 6/28/2003
that was so funny! i like it! you could have made it what type of ending it was more bold clear, coz it was just like the rest of the text, but great endings!
| edgy wedgy chapter 1 . 4/4/2003
Hahahahahahahaha (laughs). Well *blinks* that was quite original.