Reviews for Alternate Endings To Retribution
Guest chapter 1 . 8/18/2020
I love these especially the Monty Python ending.
robyn redhead chapter 1 . 8/11/2011
oh HA HA, I was literally cracking up at some of these! Especially the Jane Austen one. They are HILARIOUS!
Anna chapter 1 . 3/27/2011
Huzzah for 'delightful tight naval uniforms'.
wavesparkle7217 chapter 1 . 3/22/2008
Very funny! XD
Dutiful Prudence chapter 1 . 7/8/2005

You're my ultimate favorite fan fic author.
Les Lapins Mauvais chapter 1 . 4/9/2005
Absolutely hilarious! My favourites would probably have to be Jane Austen (the Indy marries the Renown! Yay, femslash!), Hamlet (delightful tight naval uniforms- great, now I can't read the ending of Hamlet without laughing) Priscilla Queen of the Desert (Is it scary that I can actually visualise this? Probably...) And I should stop before I list them all. How about a Music Man ending?

Archie enters the courtroom, and is about to take the blame.

Pellew: But where is the band?

Suddenly the door is flung open to reveal the sailors of the Renown, led by Matthews and Styles, carrying musical instruments.

Archie: What the... (It's been a while since I watched the film. I'm paraphrasing.)

Horatio grabs Pellew's gavel, and hands it to Archie.

Archie: Now, think, men...think!

He starts to conduct, and the sailors start to play a beautiful, tear-jerking rendition of 'Rule Britannia'.

Bush: That's my Styles!

Hobbs: That's my Randall!

Everyone is so proud of the band that the mutiny is forgotten, and they all live happily ever after!
RavynJensen chapter 1 . 2/3/2005
You could get me in trouble (I'm at work), the fangirl ending had my laughing out loud.
Clarity Light chapter 1 . 1/3/2005
That is SO funny! I was CRACKING UP! Slightly disturbing I grant you, especially the bits where Archie was actually a woman, but highly entertaining nonetheless. Your Hamlet, Star Trek, James Bond, and Scooby-Doo endings were my favorites.
Krysia chapter 1 . 2/25/2004
Excellent! I laughed out loud. This, I will definitely print out to share with other HH fans.
Bravissimo! Encore!
kinky angels chapter 1 . 1/23/2004
well, well , well...
Ariana Deralte chapter 1 . 1/10/2004
*giggling madly* Lovely:) I especially liked the Sherlock Holmes one.
Justina Lui chapter 1 . 9/25/2003
I absolutely love it! You genius, thinking up clever things like that! Love the the starwars and the star trek one!British Imperialism LMAO!

Keep up the good work mate!

RoGer RoGer chapter 1 . 7/1/2003
*Laughs and falls off chair. Rolls around for several minutes until men in long white clocks take RoGer away*
nekohebi chapter 1 . 6/28/2003
that was so funny! i like it! you could have made it what type of ending it was more bold clear, coz it was just like the rest of the text, but great endings!
edgy wedgy chapter 1 . 4/4/2003
Hahahahahahahaha (laughs). Well *blinks* that was quite original.
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