Prayer Warriors is a troll fic. It was written by a person called Toby, who has many sock puppet accounts, and they all interact and bully each other, and attempt to call each other out. Thomas Brown even references one of the alts in one of the chapters (TheBratMan). Also important to note: Toby claimed to have written My Immortal, but this was found to be untrue. If you’re interested, Sarah Z has a video on the story on her channel.

(Unless you’re also Toby...)

Toby?

You forgot the part of Justus Christ, that's a wasted opportunity there

Actually, there is a religion called Hellenismos that worships the Greek gods, and it is growing every year. So there is no need for the Earth to start spinning backwards

I'm surprised you didn't say anything about "Please help me, you are my only hope!"

(sorry that i have to do this as an anon, my internet won't let me log in)

Thank you sosososososososo much for this. I have laughed so much with your commentary, and this makes me really want to read the rest of your commentaries.
Also...
Stan? Stan the talking dog?

I honestly feel sorry that you actually read this without the commentary. Thank you for doing everyone a favor by making this story into a joke instead of a smear on the face of the Earth. Although I think you might have accidently got some people to read the ACTUAL story, so as this "person", and I use the term loosely, should say in this case: Pray for them, as they are diving headfirst into Hell itself. My guess is that there is a tour for all nine circles by now.

TO FUNNY! CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

'The eternal clowns of heaven!' :) :) :)

'I was hoeing to kill him. Amen' LOL!

Witty, deadpan commentary will only work if the viewpoint is neutral and, more importantly, above the viewpoint of the original author. As this begins to become more and more biased, it starts to lose appeal and humour - I won't be reading any further.

I'm a Christian and this story (not yours) gives us a bad name. If I showed this to my Christian parents they'd be disgusted. And...Percy Jackson is fictional... This site is fan FICTION. this author acts like they are all real.
Nice commentary! I won't join you for the next one though (this one almost made me vomit)

I dont necessary belive that what you did was right but it was funny so good job. He deserve it that git.

When I clicked spiritual of the filters this is not what i had in mind.
Seriously dude the other fanfic your insulting is very rude(the biggest understatement of the YEAR!) and has i I'm-holier-than-you-so-bow-to-me-vibe in it. Talk about prejudice!
Anyway even though i disagree with the "BelieverInChrist"(most hypocritical name ever) your method is kinda harsh. Its stopping the creative flow, if there is such happening in his fanfic.
But as it turns out there is't so no harm done.
I am a firm believer in Christ but i also love a good book when i read one. Its not right to insult other people if you dont like it. Keep his opinions to himself.
You also.