Reviews for 30 Ways to make Ace MIAB
GreenCAT the second chapter 1 . 10/12/2012
Aoi Usa chapter 2 . 12/16/2011
Thats okay :)
meka18 chapter 2 . 12/16/2011
what rules
TheBlackSeaReaper chapter 2 . 12/16/2011
its okay. i understand.
Clumsy Owl chapter 2 . 12/16/2011
crazzyredhead chapter 1 . 12/15/2011
this made me laugh
Aoi Usa chapter 1 . 12/15/2011
hahaha! I got an idea say that luffy is pregnant and let luffy be in it!
Rell chapter 1 . 12/14/2011
haha torturing ace turn! gettin married LOL haha he reactionx.x anyways nice one!hehe..want a cookie?XD
Clumsy Owl chapter 1 . 12/14/2011
Hahaha I guess it's time for revenge, ne? Poor ace... Oh well. It'll be fun to write one of these with ace on the butt end of the stick so let's begin.

Marco: hey Luffy

Luffy: Hiya Marco!

Marco: listen, I have a proposition for you. I think you'll like it.

Luffy: ok. Lets here it

Marco: I know you've been helping Ace and Thatch with their pranks. Or at least you did yesterday. Not so sure about the days before that. Anyways, I want your help in revenge. I know the leader is Ace even though thatch might not realize it yet, so my revenge will be centered on making him suffer. You with me?

Luffy: (nodding) yup! Sounds fun. So what do you want me to do?

Marco: YOSH! alright, well first...


Marco: Yo ace!

Ace: whats up?

Marco: there is a man with green hair over there sucking face with your sister (points in a random direction)

Ace: WHAT? (completely enraged)

Marco: calm down. I think he's her friend. What's his name again? Zephyr? No that can't be right. Zelon? No that's even farther off... Hmm... (pretends to think)

Ace: ZORO! ILL FRIGGIN FRY YOU UNTIL YOURE NOTHING MORE THAN A FEW ASHES FLOATING IN THE WIND! (now burning (literally) with the desire to do just that and running in the direction Marco had previously pointed)

Marco: sheesh... (talking to self) ok Luffy. I'm counting on you.

Ace: (barging into the hallway, where Zoro was indeed kissing Luffy softly) get your filthy hands OFF my little sister before I burn you to a crisp (said in dangerously soft voice)

Zoro: whats your problem?

Luffy: A-ace? (nice acting eh?)

Ace: I said get away from her!

Zoro: (backed away)

Luffy: Ace no! He was helping me!

Ace: (approaching Luffy to stand protectively between them) how is snogging you helping anybody?

Luffy: erm... Well... Uh brother? Look up...

Ace: (looking up) oh... Um... Who in their right minds put mistletoe on the ceiling of the hallway?

Luffy: I dunno. But Zoro freed me! See ya! (runs away giggling with Zoro following)

Ace: well this sucks...

Marco: (thinking it was over and walking in to see the aftermath) so did you turn him into a pile of ashes floating in the wind?

Ace: no... (looking away from Marco)

Marco: what's wrong?

Ace: why didn't she call someone to help her rather than rely on that pervert who is too old for her to save her from the mistletoe?

Marco: what mistletoe? (genuinely confused)

Ace: (pointing up) that mistletoe. Help?

Marco: (seeing the decoration) ah. I see. Why should I?

Ace: Pleeeease?

Marco: after the emotional trauma I was put through, heck no.

Ace: marcooooo! Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty preeeetty pleeease? With a cherry on top?

Marco: ... What would you do for it?

Ace: (pausing) I'll refrain from killing Zoro... And tell you who put the egg under your pillow last night.

Marco: deal. (kisses ace)


Marco: now spill!

Ace: it was thatch. Bye! (runs away)

Marco: so now I need to get payback on thatch... Meh.. That can wait...

Ace: (who stopped running when he caught up to Luffy)(Zoro went to hide) you could have warned me!

Luffy: don't blame me! You walked under it before I could say anything.

Ace: did not! You had plenty of time.

Luffy: so... How you get out?

Ace: shut up. I wont kiss and tell.

Luffy: haha ok ok. But I want to tell you something.

Ace: what is it?

Luffy: 1)please don't kill Zoro. He happens to be my boyfriend of several months. I'll never forgive you. 2) Zoro and I are going to become marines instead of pirates. Their views are so much more clear than those of the pirates. And 3) Garp sent a letter the other day saying that a few yaoi fans among the marines have paired you up with a few of the marines. All of the admirals were on this list and Garp is a little scared to know that not all of them objected...

Ace: (who went into a state of shock when Luffy mentioned the word boyfriend, a mental break down when she said join and marines in the same sentence without the word never, and emotional turmoil when she said the last sentence) ...

Luffy: ace?

Ace: ...

Luffy: ya there? (waving hand infront of aces face with no reaction)

Ace: ...

Luffy: (sigh) SALVE! HOLA! Konichiwa! Bonjour! Ah what's another way to say hello?

Ace: argh no more please! Too much nonsensical words!

Luffy: they all mean the same thing...

Ace: well then say it in a language I understand!

Luffy: minime!

Ace: (growls)

Luffy: down puppy!

Ace: I am not a puppy! Puppies are baby dogs and do I look like a dog? No! I am human! HUMAN! an ADULT homo sapiens! The two are as separate as oil and water!

Luffy: you're wrong.

Ace: am not!

Luffy: yes you are (walks away)

Ace: am not! Hey! Don't you walk away from me!

Marco: Revenge is sweet...

Ok I owe an apology. This review was waaay late. I'm sorry! Please don't be mad! I-if youre upset, or thought I wouldnt do one for this or anything, please forgive me! I didn't mean to take so long
Alexsasha chapter 1 . 12/14/2011
That is just HILARIOUS! Cant wait for more!
tish246 chapter 1 . 12/14/2011
when ace is asleep put him in a frilly pink dress and hide all his other clothes

Convince Ivankov Ace wants a sex change. grab popcorn and watch the show!
TheBlackSeaReaper chapter 1 . 12/14/2011
sorry Marco, Ace not going to help you two as this is too funny to stop. heres an idea: Tell Ace that Luffy is pregnant with someone's kid. loooooooooooooooooove it. cant wait to read more. keep up the good work.
Naomi-nami16 chapter 1 . 12/14/2011
Aww poor Ace, well at least Marco has someone to suffer with him.

Hmm things that make Ace go Bonkers, Hmm really anything with Lu.

You got the Marriage thing, and the Kissing thing, What else is there. Well mention, Lu and anything dangerous, perverts, babies, sex, well anything about Lu really and he would freak. OMG tell him he can't Talk about Lu at all, He would DIE! Any way great story as usual!
lilyoftheval5 chapter 1 . 12/14/2011
"34) Tell Garp Ace has finally decided to become a marine." Now that's simply a cruel and an unusual punishment!