Reviews for Girl Scout Cookies
Visitor chapter 3 . 7/7/2018
This fanfic is the least awful from your fanfics and i have to admit, is surprisingly great, but i still have some issues with it, Kyle and Wendy are very out of character here, Kyle for not trying to stop Cartman of doing something wrong like he normally does, instead he MAKE FUN of Charlie and doesn't do nothing to stop Charlie of being manipulated by Cartman and Wendy, who is meant to be a outspoken and level-headed feminist, is derailed in a silly girl stereotype
I'm-A-Brat chapter 1 . 2/1/2015
WTF did I just read
nightmaster000 chapter 3 . 4/1/2014
Great chapter.
AnotherDylan chapter 3 . 12/6/2012
BEST PART: "Oh shit. I had thirty dollars in my coat pocket" lol fucking priceless. It takes me so long to read these partly cause of twitter, partly cause of DJing my own music.

Anyways.. This was great. Don't stop this.
AnotherChad chapter 2 . 12/6/2012
LOLZZZ omg. Good. I'm liking it.
Shomei No Jisshi chapter 3 . 7/7/2012
I'm still trying to get the tears out of my eyes from laughing so hard...
LethalTempest chapter 2 . 1/10/2012
This...pretty much sums up what being in girl scouts is like.

Bebe's mom: Now repeat after me: "On my honor…"

Girls (including Charlie): On my honor…

Bebe's mom: I will try…

Girls: I will try…

Bebe's mom: To serve God and my country…

Girls: To serve God and my country…

Bebe's mom: To maintain the hearth and home…

Girls: To maintain the hearth and home…

Bebe's mom: To respect the patriarchal order…

Girls: To respect the patriarchal order…

Bebe's mom: And to live by the Girl Scout law.

Girls: And to live by the Girl Scout law.

Why else would they make small girls learn how to sew and make pinecone bird feeders?
nthing498 chapter 1 . 12/20/2011
I'm a Girl Guide and I'm pretty sure there isn't a sexual appeal badge...YOU MADE THAT UP DIDN'T YOU. But that was (sort of) amusing.

Bebe's mom: We're teaching you all the important skills you'll need to snatch yourself a nice man to support you. - Poor Girl Scouts(the ones in SP, anyway).

I dunno if I've ever tasted 'Thin Mints' before, but I have eaten the chocolate mint cookies. Are they round in shape?

"Kenny: (I fucking love that bitch.)" HAHA.

The part about Charlie being friends with benefits with Cartman made me grin.

Kay, another interesting episode! Onto your next one-shot!