|Reviews for Pilus Abrumpo|
| jansails chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
I think I laughed all the way through this for the shear *pun intended* ridiculousness of it ;)
| Mothermeow5 chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
| TeamEdward-TSA chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
As the proud owner of a 70's porno style bush, this story had me in stitches. PMSL!
The idea of Edward fixating on Bella's hairy muff is just fabulous.
| TwiDee chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
Oh crap! That put a huge smile on my dial! Excellent! Thanks so much BDC! Happy New Year to you :)
| lizzycullen1994 chapter 1 . 12/27/2011
I love it it was sooo funny
| R. Jersey Leigh chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
I have to say that this was insanely funny and sexy at the same time. Haha I absolutely loved it!
| akjamma chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
| cejsmom chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
Just how much wine? Lol! Merry Christmas Marie!
| SusanQ chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
I remember this thread! poor Nic! :/
Loved this line: "I sigh. He can win any argument with his formal style of dirty talk."
| SueBee0619 chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
So it's 2 a.m. and I'm wheezing at Edward singing the Nair jingle (which is going to be stuck in my head for the next month, by the way. Thanks for that.). And the whole "Eternity with… a bush?" is cracking me up too. I love that this hilarity came out of one epic hair removing conversation on FB. And, um, Magic Powder is the shit. Just saying.
| runtagua chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
| 1853kaz chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
Hmm, makes a change from all the other holiday fics! Takes Edward's protective nature to a new vaunted level. Very cute - tweaked my funny bone - thank you - and cheers :)
| arfalcon chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
This is hilarious. Perfect for the post-Christmas sugar crash. Thanks, BDC. Can't wait for your next story.
| Dolly.Reader chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
Too funny! One of the many moments that SM forgot to give us about their time on Isle Esme!
I'm still smiling at the idea of "prominent, sunshine smelling" pubes. LOL!
Thanks for the giggles~
| annniej13 chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
OMG I AM BUSTING UP! LOLOLOL.
"Vampire hippies – all hairy and proud. I can do this."
Seriously thanks for the laughs. xx