Reviews for Metal Gear Job Listings
Guest chapter 1 . 4/25/2015
Please make more of these I find it amusing in a smart way
Geriatric Yoda chapter 1 . 1/17/2008
Heh, that was very hilarious! You should make more, maybe for actual Metal Gear pilots?
nobody chapter 1 . 5/2/2005
Haha...very amusing! '1800-798-SNAPANECK' is pure gold! :D
JennH1 chapter 1 . 5/15/2002

I... I like this! Especially the plastic knife gag... *L*! Hmm... will you do ads for other character replacements too?
BlackDelo chapter 1 . 5/12/2002
Scarbie chapter 1 . 5/12/2002
*LMFAO* I can see this being an ad in a paper. I can see this being made into a commercial that comes on laaaaaate at night (you know around the time they show the 1-900-HOT-GIRL type commercials) on a local station.

$15,000 a week looks hellava good until you start reading the job description. I think my favorites would be the "Take the chance of acting as a “human-shield”! and the "All-you-can-eat rations and daily free beer".