Reviews for Rules for Being a Horror Movie Character
UnpublishedWriter chapter 1 . 8/9
When you hear a noise in an empty (or 'empty') building, do NOT investigate.

If it's dark, turn on the damn lights! The switch is right there.

Just because you can't get the deposit back is no reason to insist on taking your middle-of-nowhere vacation during a massive storm.
Lady Shadow92 chapter 1 . 9/4/2014
great rules
also a good rule never take roads or routes you are unfamiliar with. children of the corn, texas chainsaw massacre
if you see a pot of gold leave it alone, leprechaun movies
dolls are evil, dead silence, chucky,
Lysi Nothuna chapter 1 . 7/3/2012
That's great! Don't forget to listen to the locals. (The Woman In Black; if he had listened there wouldn't have been that whole mess.)
sassyfriend chapter 1 . 6/2/2012
Love this also add Don't ask who's there!
olarst chapter 1 . 2/29/2012
Very useful.