|Reviews for why edward eats animals|
| XxDeadXxAcountXx chapter 1 . 3/3/2016
...Oh Edward *sigh*...a pathetic, hilarious, sad, painful, excuse for a 'vampire'
| Queen Riza chapter 1 . 8/23/2012
OH MY GOD THE LAST PART! I died of laughter XD
| Hanazawa Miya chapter 1 . 6/1/2012
Umm.. i don't get how eating the delivery boy and not knowing where left or right is has to do with the reason Edward eats animals. Humorous story though.
| Lilithcase39girl chapter 1 . 2/19/2012
that is so funny i like it can you make another dracula/twilight story that i can help you with