this was really really funny. disturbing but funny. thank you for sharing.

Lol. Good story...thank you for writing.

LMAO Thanks Nervert.

Wonderful...ly twisted. Of course, I flashed back to the scene from the film and then, moments later, I just couldn't help it...Sarah Walker jumping into the waters of Lake Minnietonka(spelling?)...just couldn't help it. JT

L'Chayim, eh? :-D

Classic stuff.

Okay, so the kid/Indian woman/man with a Bay City Rollers haircut line? That cracked me up so hard, dude. I bow to your brilliance. This was an amazing take on a song that I have to admit I'm not familiar with, but now I can definitely see Lester in that crushed velvet suit with the lace frothing had his throat. And the hair! The hair! I think the lyric about Jeff and the carbon monoxide is my new favorite. Thank you!

Oh, my, Nervert, you have CAPTURED the essence of this song. I howled when I read the intro because I CAN TOTALLY PICTURE IT! BAY CITY ROLLER HAIRCUT! OMG!

Prince/Lester... I see it all now and it makes perfect sense. Jeff's interjections are hilarious!

You did fabulous job on the lyrics. Hinjew Rain is absolutely inspired. Working in the word manishevitz? My hat is off to you, sir.

Thank you again for this wonderful birthday present. I'm honored and thrilled. You rock!

Awww, poor Lester, he really is the tortured soul of the Buy More. Great job with the song! Excellent rhyme ;)