|Reviews for River and the Man Ape Curse: A Bedtime Story|
| Tel nok shock chapter 1 . 5/25/2013
The Guest is a ruttin' gorram liar. You're a great writer! And this was hilarious!
| Guest chapter 1 . 8/27/2012
FYI you suck
| Phantom Serenity chapter 1 . 2/8/2012
As I lay sick, this story made me smile! Nicely told Simon!
| crazy-chick-mia chapter 1 . 2/3/2012
Hilarious, I was grinning the whole way through this. Love it, you could guess who was writing it even if you hadn't told us. Really enjoyed it!
| DixonVixen93 chapter 1 . 1/31/2012
This was adorable!
I could so hear Simon telling this story all the way through. His nit picks at Jayne were hilarious, and so in character!
I really liked this little story of the BDM. Very lovely fairy-tale-like twist.
| badkarma00 chapter 1 . 1/29/2012
Now that's cute, and I don't care who says otherwise! Nicely done!
| Thescarredman chapter 1 . 1/28/2012
Cute! I like the way you can take an event as horrendous as the siege of Mr. Universe's complex and make it seem light-hearted enough for a children's bedtime story - I imagine years of perspective might soften the memory.
'Saffron the Psychotic'- Heheh.