Reviews for Draco Malfoy's Harry Potter Pickup Lines
Guest chapter 1 . 2/24
This is actually the story that got me hooked on drarry. I truly love this story
Officially-Mrs.Trancy chapter 1 . 1/17
One should never eat or drink while reading this, they will choke with laughter and dribble food/spit water all over themselves
Cabocop chapter 1 . 12/1/2014
Best. I love all the cheesy pick up lines.
Guest chapter 1 . 11/24/2014
That was a well written fanfic
NileyQUEEN chapter 1 . 11/10/2014
i laughed so hardd, this is amazing!
Psyco chapter 1 . 9/29/2014
Best Drarry I've ever read! I think that Scarfy got a few things wrong though (lol).
d1x1lady chapter 1 . 8/15/2014
Wonderful story!
The Lady Arturia chapter 1 . 7/15/2014
Oh my hell this is one of the BEST Drarry stories I have ever read! I was grinning and giggling and pounding the desk by the end of it! I accidentally stumbled onto this fic while reading some of the Harry Potter pickup lines and dayum am I glad I did. Fantastic job! I'm definitely adding this to my all time favorites! Love
NightOwlNeith chapter 1 . 7/11/2014
Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.
Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
You can have the portkey to my heart.
Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
I'd let you handle my wand any day!
Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.
I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.

I totally went looking for the website and it's 2:24 in the morning where I'm at and I was rolling on the floor crying... (I kinda fell out of my bed :P) This fan fiction made me very happy so thank you
BlueStarMusicGeek chapter 1 . 4/13/2014
Love it! I was expecting to have heard all of the Harry Potter pick-up lines already, but surprisingly there were a lot in here that I'd never seen before. Great story, really well written with a brilliant plot.
spectrumharmony chapter 1 . 2/24/2014
Oh my god! That was positively hilarious! And it's so cute and sexy and gosh I LOVE this! Thank you so much! )
E-Loveless chapter 1 . 1/25/2014
Absolutely loved this! XD Funny, fluffy, and adorable awkward! Thank you so much for sharing!
Guest chapter 1 . 1/8/2014
The end part when finnigan and Blaize run out of the great hall well don't you think the teachers would have stopped them, I don't know about you but I don't think the teachers would be happy with them doing what they were planning to do in the school an I don't think anyone in te whole damn world would be brave enough to let the whole school know what they are going to do together in the room of requirements
PotterHeaded Half-Blood chapter 1 . 12/29/2013
Haha shlongbuttom, an a very potter musical reference, I laugh, I laugh
NX-Loveless-XN chapter 1 . 11/20/2013
Pick up lines are cheesy but cute. :)
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