Reviews for Draco Malfoy's Harry Potter Pickup Lines
Fred and George Weasley Twins chapter 1 . 9/12
Fucking yES. THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT. YES. I FUCKING LIVE IT SO MUCH. YES. A few that didn't pop up that I thought would (eg: Have you got a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants) but other than that one lOVED IT.
TwistedHalfSmileM chapter 1 . 8/31
*shrieks with laughter* LOVE
MintLeafeon chapter 1 . 8/17
Hahahahaha, oh my freakin' heaven, I wanted to fall out of my chair and just laugh my heart out for some of those lines, especially the little pick-up lines battle the two had during their meal! PFFT! I wanna laugh so darn much right now. _
FandomMania chapter 1 . 8/17
cookiesrforme chapter 1 . 8/11
This was so cute and funny! I've re-read about a million times by now!
serenityselena chapter 1 . 7/27
a highly entertaining story :)
Guest chapter 1 . 6/13
Hahaha so cute!
babyvfan chapter 1 . 5/13
Oh my...I'm dying. I'm dying. This was pure fucking gold
97NerdyRoses chapter 1 . 5/11
I'm dying thank you for this beauty
Ani Mei chapter 1 . 5/11
This is so cute and fun to read. A lot of those lines are familiar, thanks to the internet, but I thoroughly enjoyed them!
Akaipenguin chapter 1 . 4/9
I love this and I love it very very much! It's beyond beautiful XDDDD

Love the sexual tension between them too hehe :P
Lynx chapter 1 . 4/3
This was amazing, I'm laughing so hard.
wonky chapter 1 . 3/22
Oh, good Lord! I haven't laughed so hard in ages! Your snark between Draco & Blaise was on point, and I was DYING at the pick-up lines towards the end. Thank you for sharing such a lovely and hilarious fic!
sydneyisnotcool chapter 1 . 3/11
this was actually so great xx
Guest chapter 1 . 2/24
This is actually the story that got me hooked on drarry. I truly love this story
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