Reviews for A Clockwork Hazelnut
CrazyPerson2671 chapter 1 . 7/31/2013
Holy crap balls of a drunken sailor THAT WAS FREAKIN FUNNY! I never knew Alex had Michael Jackson tendencies when it came to little boys. Just when you think you know a rapist. Anyways, I loved this! FAVORITED! *hit's favorite button*
See ya on the flip page! PEACE-age! ;)
FashionistState chapter 1 . 4/6/2012
What is this I don't even.

Thank you so much for making my day a malenky bit brighter; this was hilarious. c:
N. Cowpants chapter 1 . 3/4/2012
Very Random with a lot of spelling errors.
Nova Sinfonia chapter 1 . 2/13/2012
As Monty Python would say, this is silly! ...And probably the point. I laughed at the Queen's list of drugs in milk-plus - apparently goat milk is a drug! - and at her turning into space goo. If you're at all interested, I bet you could do something equally crazy for 2001: A Space Odyssey. Not that it isn't weird enough already.
Dan Sickles chapter 1 . 2/1/2012
Wow! That was intense! I was laughing my ass off all the way through, even though I'm a bit older and haven't seen all the MATRIX movies. But you really brought Alex into the 21st century!

By the way - insane mispellings can create a certain mood, but proofreading is okay too!