Reviews for The Bad Touch
VRiot237 chapter 1 . 5/14/2013
ROFL! A fine?! Hahaha, I like it.
babblepomms chapter 2 . 8/12/2012
Oh How i love this! thank you so much!
Bananero chapter 2 . 7/26/2012
Awws C: You made a amazing story telling O: I liked! Moar C:
Ezera chapter 2 . 6/20/2012
Loved it! My fav part was:

"One day I'm gonna find a girl version of you,and then you'll be history Mal."

"Like you could find a girl like me, Alty."

"Don't doubt the master little man, I'll find her and we will run for the hills, I'm telling you."

"If you could find someone like that you'd have gone already and stopped bothering me."

"Well, I've already found them. He's just a horrible tease t'is all."

"Poor you."

"Pray for me Mal."

"Wait, did you just backhandedly call me a girl?"


That was the funniest thing I've ever read!
Bananero chapter 1 . 3/1/2012
I loved this! So sexy and funny :D
Aka.Tsubaki chapter 1 . 2/20/2012
Where the heck are all the reviews for this? o_O

I loved this short, but satisfying story :D

The flow was great and the hilarity of it all was just the icing on the cake. (lols "disturbing the peace" xD)

I can totally imagine Altair becoming a hero to all the novices. Siezure in pleasure? o.o

We now know why Malik wears so many layers despite the hot Syrian temperatures; in preparation for something like this happening! (and to piss off Altair)

You should really write a chapter fic for this series. *nudge* *nudge*