|Reviews for Variations On A Theme Of Inebriated Hook Ups|
| Books4life chapter 1 . 2/9
So the only thing poor pathetic Quinn Fabray ever knows how to do in every lesbian sex scene is drop to her knees and eat vagina? And also act as if it actually tastes like heaven? Also why are Rachel and Santana always so over the top ridiculously good at their first attempt at lesbian sex? Not only do these stories reek of too much porn and not enough experience, but they follow the basic heterosexual dynamics of those films. The male character is an automatic stud and the female is shamelessly thirsty and responsive. The girl ALWAYS drops to her knees and services the guy. And the the dude always pins her hands above her head and pounds her like an Olympic champion. Does Every glee fan really believe Rachel's taco tastes like ambrosia and bubble gum?
| Simbalina chapter 1 . 2/7
I love how people praise authors for giving them what they want whether it's done well or not. The author seemed to be bitter that Quinn got into Yale while Rachel kept making two years worth of stupid decisions. Your interpretation of the way Quinn acted was way off. And what's with glee fans writing Rachel as a sexual phenom? Your Rachel's performance in that sex scene was like a forty year Alpha stud. The same Rachel berry who nervously ponders her virginity to the point of asking others to decide for her? Who then shamelessly whines and begs for Finn to have sex with her? I don't care how much of a fan of Rachel you are she's always played the more intimate Faberry scenes with a very submissive breathlessness, and can't hardly hold eye contact with Quinn to the point of having to look at the floor. It's a big deal since Quinn's the only character who gets those reactions. Then there's the cannon fact that all of Quoins boyfriends have stated that she is always in control. We've even seen her attempted sex scene with Sam with the "say my name" and instructions of how to touch her. It's cannon that she's a top. But we all know that authors only write their faves as the sexual dominant. Apparently it's shameful in fan fiction to be a bottom. That's women's work.
| Ahyah chapter 1 . 1/28/2016
Hmmm...this was soo good. Gosh. I'm heading to see if there's a follow up one shot. Enjoyed reading that.
| uselesslesbian16 chapter 1 . 1/5/2016
Hot, this was so hot! Everything is so hot! I'm in flames!
| Guest chapter 1 . 4/11/2015
this needs a follow up! PLEASE!
| Skysplits chapter 1 . 3/30/2015
Fuck this is just great! But u hang us just like that! Need the sequel or whatevs this fic!
| Guest chapter 1 . 1/10/2015
Oh lord this is amazing,I hope you get the chance to update
| 0mniessence chapter 1 . 6/18/2014
hawt...and sweet :3
| Robert12774 chapter 1 . 1/19/2014
Im so glad this story not a one shot carnt wait for the next chapter
| Guest chapter 1 . 11/20/2013
Oh wow.. This was incredible! Can't believe you never continued this as a multi chapter. It certainly had the makings to being your best story. Please come back to the land of fanfiction and give us the gift of your words. Your talent is sorely missed.
| BamiBamiBami chapter 1 . 10/15/2013
Oh my, THIS is writing. I've stumbled upon this nearly two years after you wrote it and my lord how I'm hoping you find the will to continue. If you need a beta, I'm willing to help you out - because writers like you need to share your talent, especially in his fandom!
The perfect Quinn in my book, and very good capturing of Rachel!
| Impure Thoughts chapter 1 . 8/6/2013
You should think about posting those sequels, just sayin
| amizz chapter 1 . 7/5/2013
Loved this, it was brilliant and i find myself hoping you write a sequel, keep being awesome :)
| SaneTwin1-2 chapter 1 . 6/3/2013
Oh dear, I was hoping you would have updated by now, but nonetheless, it was an enjoyable thing to read again! Since it's been about a year, should I just give up hope on it being updated? Either way, it was a great start, and if this is the end, then it's enjoyable either way
| giux chapter 1 . 5/8/2013
Oh god this was perfect. I read this a while a go but idk i come here hoping that you updated... please pretty please update sometime soon?