Wow. That was fun!I say, a successful it is written by a member of the cast, and this fanfiction... Does that mean this is all a coping mechanism for Perry?

this was absolutely hilarious, and the ending was surprisingly sweet

Brilliant
Entering
Love it

Beautiful

And no ever mentions this Major Monogram. Ever! Perry keeps his family and Isabella revealed her feelings Phineas. Yay! I love reading these stories. Will there be more like in the future?

Cash is out. Peace!

Dear Engineer:

It seemed to Qoheleth that he really ought to leave a review. After all, not only was "Third Person Narrative" (despite his vague feeling that it ran out of energy during the second half) the most divertingly mind-bending story he had read in a long time, but Doofenshmirtz's reference to dividing by zero allowed him to further his crusade against quantum physics by making a sardonic comment about Arthur H. Compton winning a Nobel Prize for doing just that. Accordingly, he clicked on the review box and began to write as follows:

"Dear Engineer:

"It seemed to Qoheleth that he really ought to leave a review. After all, not only was 'Third Person Narrative' (despite his vague feeling that it ran out of energy during the second half) the most divertingly mind-bending story he had read in a long time, but Doofenshmirtz's reference to dividing by zero allowed him to further his crusade against quantum physics by making a sardonic comment about Arthur H. Compton winning a Nobel Prize for doing just that. Accordingly, he clicked on the review box and began to write as follows:

"'Dear Engineer:

"'It seemed to Qoheleth that he really ought to leave a review. After all, not only was "Third Person Narrative" (despite his vague feeling that it ran out of energy during the second half) the most divertingly mind-bending story he had read in a long time, but Doofenshmirtz's reference to dividing by zero allowed him to further his crusade against quantum physics by making a sardonic comment about Arthur H. Compton winning a Nobel Prize for doing just that. Accordingly, he clicked on the review box and began to write as follows:

"'"Dear Engineer:

"'"It seemed to Qoheleth that he really ought to leave a review. After all, not only was 'Third Person Narrative' (despite his vague feeling that it ran out of energy during the second half) the most divertingly mind-bending story he had read in a long time, but Doofenshmirtz's reference to dividing by zero allowed him to further his crusade against quantum physics by making a sardonic comment about Arthur H. Compton winning a Nobel Prize for doing just that. Accordingly, he clicked on the review box and suddenly cried out, "Mondenkind, I'm coming!"

Then the Circle of Eternal Return was broken, and the remaining infinity of words and quotation marks tumbled to the bottom of the review in a meaningless jumble. Qoheleth, meanwhile, was vested with the responsibility of wishing Fantastica back into being, and the boundless realm of human imagination was never quite the same again. But that's another story and shall be told another time.

Sincerely,
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What a story! I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. Awesome job!

wow. Wow.

This story gains a new level of "kek" now that Stacy found out during Season 4 about Perry's identity...

XD XD XD So confusing! Loved it!

Love it!Great story!

This was a great idea! Awesome!

I see this is kind of old, but I only just heard about it and it was really awesome! Everything meshed together perfectly like patches on a seamless quilt, it was very cleverly done. I've never seen anything quite like it before, really good job.

This story was awesome! I think my favorite bit was Candace scowling with style, grace, and winsomeness.

While I'm still having a hard time completely grasping my mind around the story, it has been one of my most enjoyable reads on Fanfiction. If this is what your writing is like when you're low on ideas, then I'd like to see how it is on a normal day. It was simply hilarious, had me laughing every time Candace grew sensitive over Ferb's vocabulary usage of her. I also learned a lot about writing in general (such as lampshading) even though I doubt that was your original intent. Cheers, one of the most original and comical stories I've ever read!