Lucius should campaign foran update in the Wizangamot and Auror uniforms! Use the Basilisk hide and design around Assassin's Creed-type Battle robes?

Even more cliched would be a bat! A giant black dragon bat (magical species!)

Great story, I'm thinking maybe they should tell Remus about all this as well and get two grateful if not shocked allies assuming they can reign him in so he doesn't let his inner wolf get some payback on Dumbledore

Amazing fic, here! Gave me quite a few laughs, and incredibly well written. I still feel grief about Petunia's passing, especially with the knowledge that money - i kept expecting a deux ex machina you know, and it never came. But it is good and lovely fic, the characters are endearing and i've truly enjoyed severus in this fic. Him and Rita are hilarious together, and I think I will always remember their um. Defacing of the headmaster's desk. The children, of course, are incredibly amazing and so is Vernon.

What's an Auror Corp? You mean Corps? Corp means corporation. As in business. Moron.

I don't usually read good Dursleys stories, but this one was well worth the read! I really liked that you did not make Harry hate Ron, even though they weren't best friends. Most stories where Harry and Draco are friends Harry hates Ron on site and I find it very cliche. I also thought you wrote a very believable evil Dumbledore, it is hard to make Dumbledore evil without being ridiculous but you pulled it off! And Dumblemort was hilarious. I do like this version of Rita with Severus being together, however I get the feeling even if she went legit they would have a huge, infamous blowup of their relationship after a year or so, just because of their personalities. Although maybe a few months after their horrible breakup they would bump into each other and be married within a week.

Wonderful story I enjoyed the two days it took to read it!

Thank you for writing! I have just found your stories and this is the first I’ve finished. I’m enjoying your version of the Snape/Malfoy as good guys or helpful to Harry characters. I think this had to be one of my all-time favorite versions of Vernon! Great Job!

Very enjoyable read. I enjoyed this version of Vernon, Lucius, and Snape immensely!

Yes, I have read your introduction to this story, but even then, I was very surprised that Lucius was so...cordial and accommodating to the needs of Vernon, Dudley and Harry.

Interesting fic.

Wow. Shows hieing Remus and Sirius. Love the add Sirius accidentally put in the newspaper.

The eye wouldn’t have been able to kill since it got picked out.

This isn’t good.

Damn, Albus.