|Reviews for Tarvos and Fairie: A Love Story|
| bdy chapter 1 . 4/14
This is crazy story oh my god
| beautiful chapter 1 . 12/19/2017
absolutely breathtaking. made me think of life and its meaning. 10/10 would read again.
| im triGGERED chapter 12 . 9/19/2016
You're an ironic genius
| Naem chapter 2 . 6/10/2016
wtf did i just read
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| Guest chapter 1 . 4/22/2016
Perhaps you should pick up a dictionary and an actual book because I don't think you can even read if it's not horribly misspelled. You have no plot, the spelling is terrible, and most of the words you use in this story aren't even used right. It is sad and pathetic. You should do even more serious revision and editing before you even consider posting anything you write just to make sure that it makes actual sense. You could even have a friend read over it and check for errors. They usually will fix them unless they are blind and their eyes don't bleed from errors that have been made.
Also, I highly recommend rereading homestuck to get your facts straight. Reread it with a dictionary if need be to ensure that you understand every word you read. Also I would like to add each Troll's names here: Aradia (Burgundy Blooded Aires), Tavros (Rust/Brown/Orange blooded Troll with powers over animals, Taurus, and second lowest on the hemospectrum), Sollux (Mustard blooded Gemini who is bipolar, most certainly not evil and is actually quite kind more often than not), Karkat (Cancer; a mutant with candy red blood that hides his blood color for fear of being killed. Otherwise Andrew Hussie has stated he would have otherwise been a lime blood. He cares deeply for all, he just likes cussing and has a naturally louder voice), Nepeta (Leo; Olive blooded girl with a love for cats and cat puns. She is adorable and pairs people up, but she is also a deadly huntress for food.), Kanaya (Virgo; A Jade blooded Auxillatrix(carers of the mother grubs) and a maternal figure to all. She was based slightly of Mary in the idea of her being like a mother.), Terezi (Libra; A teal blooded troll who is blind and has a fascination with candy apple red and justice.), Vriska (Scorpio; A Cerulean blood who is NOT a 'whore.' She tries to do what she believes is best and she can be a bit of a bitch at times which is why the fandom loves her. She is also a spider troll with one of her eyes having seven pupils.), Equius (Sagittarius; A blue blooded troll who is good friends with nepeta and enjoys horses, robotics, being commanded, and the hemospectrum as well as milk and towels. He sweats a lot much like real horses do and as such will continuously have a towel. He is also extremely strong and can accidentally hurt others without meaning to.), Gamzee Makara (A Capricorn troll with purple blood who was abandoned in his youth by his lusus and became angrier. He feared himself and didn't know how to cook for himself so he took to eating sopor slime found in their sleeping units. On the sopor slime he is sweet and calm. Off of it he is calm unless angered but clearer and knows what he is doing. He is actually the strongest troll but it only shows when angered.) Eridan (A sea troll who has trouble with W's and V's and has a lot of love and hate to give. He is technically a prince in alternian society and also would likely never strip or be a pole dancer, but rather he would be a sailor or do something more with the ocean instead. Violet blood. He is an Aquarius), Feferi (She is not easily swahed bh people and is a sea troll with Fuschia blood and is the grand empress to be. She is a pisces.)
I sincerely hope that all helped. Now as to the hemo spectrum the above was every single portion of the spectrum. The hemoslectrum uses the colo r spectrum, which does not contain white, any grays, or black. Nor does it contain any metallic color like silver. There are lime bloods but they are now almost entirely extinct because other trolls were afraid of what they could do, particularly The Condesce.
Also there are spexific naming rules for both humans and trolls that must be followed. Young trolls must all have six letter first names and six letter last names, Like Hannah Greene for example. Six and six. Humans, however must always have a four letter first name and a last name with at least five letters.
Also it is best not to involve any of your personal beliefs in this story as it will distract from what the person is reading. Not all will believe or think in the same way you do, and that's good otherwise no one would be different. Please take the peopls reading into consideration before making homophobic comments or anything that can be taken as racism. Also rape... as a person who has been raped, the amount of times you use rape as a plot device and laugh about it... rape is an invasion of privacy. It is when someone forces sex on someone who does not want sex. Many females die from rape. When it comes to a female being raped it hurts. There is nothing there like there is in normal sex to prevent the inside of you from tearing and bleeding and burning and HURTING. You end up bruised and bloodied and beaten all over when you have done nothing wrong but not want sex for some reason or another! So don't you DARE use rape as just another plot device and DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH ABOUT IT AND MAKE JOKES WHEN YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS!
Given the clear lack of regard and caring from you, and the clear distaste of almost every reador of this story, I believe it is best if this story is reported so that you can redo it and make it the right way. Just... please don't bring back my painful memories unless it is absolutely necessary.
| Guest chapter 12 . 6/6/2015
| Anonymous Anon chapter 9 . 6/6/2015
HOW ARE YOU SO MUCH AS VIRTUALLY INDISTINGUISHABLY CAPABLE OF STATING THAT YOU ARE, AT VERY *LEAST*, A DECENT WRITER? YOUR ETHICS DISGUST ME, YOUR CORRUPTION AND NEGLECT OF SUCH A DELICATELY CONSTRUCTED STORYLINE AS THAT OF HOMESTUCK'S DISGUSTS ME, AND UPON THAT, YOUR BLATANT AND FREQUENTLY DEMONSTRATED RACISM AND ITS EFFECT UPON THE NATURE OF YOUR FANCHARACTER (ALREADY BEING A MARY SUE AND THEREFORE DESPICABLE REGARDLESS OF INCLUSION OF DEROGATORY INNUENDO) IS UTTERLY REVOLTING. As to prevent further offensiveness, I suggest RELATIVELY COPIOUS DEGREES OF LITERARY REHABILITATION. AND PLEASE, PLEASE HIRE OR AT LEAST REQUEST AN EDITOR FOR YOUR LATER WORKS. I cannot believe what I am reading.
| Guest chapter 5 . 6/6/2015
| randomguy321 chapter 9 . 3/7/2015
i ship koibito x damara
| Feferi Piexes chapter 1 . 9/30/2014
Uhh... I don't have a single glub about what you're talking about? Me and Tavros are good friends with each otter but we've never... *cough* pailed. I mean he is adorabubbles but not in that way! As for Sollux...? Whale... let's just say that's my business. Not yours! 38)
| ActuallyEducated chapter 11 . 5/2/2014
Okay. First of all, I'm just gonna say that your fanfiction was hilarious at first and every single typing error made the whole thing even more hilariously terrible. But when you started to add side comments? I'm cringing every sentence of this fic. And your fantroll Koibito is completely lacking personality and is pretty much a shitty Mary Sue. A shitty Mary Sue used more than the main character in the fanfiction. I've got a lot of stuff to type, so here goes. In no specific order.
1.) You're extremely uninformed about homestuck. It seems you know nothing about it except for the characters! And even they're OOC. Karkat was never a silver blood, he always has and always will be a mutant candy red-blooded troll. Vriska is not a whore or poor or anything like that. Tavros and Vriska are friends? And Tavros was even, oh I don't know, maybe, GOING TO PROPOSE TO HER? Vriska isn't an evil heartless bitch. She's regretted a ton of stuff she's done. And Sollux: I can't even begin to say how OOC he is in this fic. 1) he's not an evil dick 2) he actually is very important to the whole storyline and is actually funnY? 3) He makes dick jokes sometimes, but is usually pretty chill and not immortal and ? Aradia is NOT dumb and boring. She's super smart and chill and cool. Her dead version is, of course, a bit depressed. I mean, she was dead and had no hope of coming back to life. But she's actually a really cool character! Gamzee is not black. Kanaya is not racist. Feferi is not screaming all the time. Equius is not that chill, he's pretty tense and doesn't say any slang like 'dude' or anything. Eridan is not a homosexual stripper. Dirk is not a fangirl who uses cute Japanese emoticons, he's a dicky dude who doesn't show much emotion. SOLLUX DOESNT WEAR RED AND BLUE GLASSES BECAUSE HE LOVES AMERICA SO MUCH, HE WEARS THEM BECAUSE HIS DAMN EYES ARE RED AND BLUE. ALL THE TROLLS ARE PANSEXUAL SO THEY DONT CARE WHAT GENDER THE OTHER IS, ITS JUST PERSONA.
2.) Your stereotypes and assumptions are offensive and terrible and just plain out idiotic. First of all, why target Obama with untrue assumptions just because of his race? It's fine that you dislike him, but the fact that it's because of immature reasons that are uneducated assumptions is sickening. And why the hell do you target China for supporting Obama? And for "stealing" anime and manga? America does it constantly, if you haven't noticed all the American-made animes. And just saying, but homosexual men are rarely strippers. That's a terrible theory. I know tons and tons of homosexual men and women, and NONE would ever think of doing something like that. You're a sick person and your mindset is terrible. And when you got to targeting poor people? Are you seriously that selfish, arrogant, and idiotic? Poor people work way harder than any of you "rich folk". Plus, the main reason people are poor is because they were born into a poor family. And when you said they all steal? Bullshit! Not many poor people can afford guns or anything they would need to rob something. Not many poor can even afford or risk taking drugs, but the only reason they would take it is because of stress of you spoiled idiots on our backs all the time. If you're complaining about your life, try living in a four-room house and sharing it with your mom and brother because your dad left and left with half of your money. And by the way, your dictator is taxing the same amount on everyone. It would be unjust and illegal if he didn't. Your level of thinking is that of a 6-year-old. Hell, not even, that's to generous. You're just being a racist dick.
3.) Your fantroll. She's shit. A complete Mary Sue. Superpowers, the most beautiful troll ever, her blood and god tier changing and she isn't culled for her "silver blood"! Wow! That screams Mary Sue. And it's even worse when she believes her prettiness is a curse. Most people would die to be as pretty as you describe her. And when she's sad, everyone else is sad too. That's fucking stupid. Hell, I'd be happy if she was sad. And she's lacking a personality. "How is she lacking personality? She's pretty and smart and mature and stuff" ? And? A good person has tons of flaws. A good person is more complicated than that. A good person will act differently around different people. A good person is not like Koibito. (Also, her name is not at all canon. Six letter first name, six letter last)
There are about a thousand more things I can list, but that's all I'm up for currently. I'm not going to waste that much time on you.
| Thunderstorm Thoughts chapter 2 . 4/7/2014
MAKE IT STOP I'M GOING TO CRY
| Thunderstorm Thoughts chapter 1 . 1/26/2014
I think I'm going to be traumatized.
| ahdghagsgyuueagfgehbkahghdyyvw chapter 1 . 1/3/2014
This is the My Immortal of Homestuck, huh?
| twobrokefangirls chapter 1 . 10/20/2013
Me and Frankie read this at night when we were really tired and we got through the first chapter we couldnt stop laughing because tarvos is one of our inside jokes and frankie just leaned over and in this really funny voice goes, "she said tarvos" and we pretty much died. k that's all.
also this is a lot of no