Reviews for Sirius Black and the Failed Pick Up Lines
Guest chapter 1 . 2/20
I cannot stop laughing!
Guest chapter 1 . 7/6/2014
Really good!
ceuxquisontenlaisse chapter 1 . 9/5/2013
Ok, this is just funny, thanks for this!
Forever-Drarry-Love chapter 1 . 3/12/2013
Oh my God...
I am totally dead! That was soooo funny!
BlatantBookworm chapter 1 . 3/4/2013
Awesome! This is utterly hilarious.

My favourite ones?

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"Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

"Severus."

"WHAT?"
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"I"m sorry, were you talking to me?"

"No."

"Then please start."

"Why would I ever choose to acknowledge your existence?"
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"You look a lot like my first boyfriend."

"Really? How many have you had?"

"None yet."

"And I will not be the first."
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"I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead, say no."

"Alright, no."

"Dammit!"
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"Is it a full moon tonight?"

"No, that was last week."

"Well, lycanthropy isn't the only thing that can make you howl."

"You know, you're right. Your lame pick up lines are doing the job."

"So you're falling in love with me?"

"No. I'm howling with laughter."

"Hey, that's not fair!"
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"Are you a magnet?"

"No. A werewolf."

"Well, you're attracting me over here."

"Maybe that's because we're going to have dinner and you're following the smell of food?"

"Dammit, you're good."
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"Would you hold this for me as I go for a walk?"

"Er...Sirius, it's just your empty hand..."

"Precisely."

"Where do they come up with these?"
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XD This is hilarious. I mean, I don't normally like Sirius/Remus slash (no offense, I just have no idea where this idea comes from), but this is funny.
heipparallaa chapter 1 . 3/2/2013
Hihiii I laughed hard
magicmerlyn chapter 1 . 1/28/2013
"Hey Moony do you like Quidditch?"
"Its OK ,why?"
"Cause Im a Keeper!"
"Youre actually a beater..."
"..."
Remus John Orion Black chapter 1 . 12/24/2012
This had me laughing so hard!
sher-lochnessmonster chapter 1 . 11/28/2012
My favourite fic ever c: I loved it 3
Snape5 chapter 1 . 11/17/2012
That was so funny! They are the worst pick up lines ever. I'm sure they must work because of the asker's sad face when he keeps getting 'no's'. Spotted the amber eyes as well. That is really funny. As is you AN. "This fic is much better"! I haven't read the other one, but that made me laugh too.
KatnissandPrimWeasley chapter 1 . 9/28/2012
This is awesome! Really funny! My favourite is *"Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" "Severus."* XD
-Prim
Lady Meows The Lost Werewolf chapter 1 . 8/12/2012
Hahahah this one was great xD
gobalbucs chapter 1 . 7/6/2012
Haha, I LOVED these! Very funny! XD

Great job! :D

PS: The ending was pretty cute X3
Guest chapter 1 . 5/13/2012
I love how remus is teasing him by incorperating snape ")
Lizzie chapter 1 . 5/11/2012
haha, i enjoyed reading that! nice job!
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