One of the best Danny Phantom crossover fanfics there is! Even now I fondly remember reading this as a kid and being absolutely awed at how you did the characters, plot payoffs and just the fun chaos!

Okay, one part that irks me about the law since I know about the law.

Since they claimed it went effective yesterday— it does not apply to Danny since he completed the REQUIREMENT days before the law was passed. Therefore, it is illegal.

for the first time. the hat would like to say WtF, I cant read?!

I love you

I laughed so hard I choked on my lunch

oh this was an amazing trip. i loved it

Random thought, what if Danny was to cast an Unforgivable, of course he wouldnt truly mean it. But just the action of him doing so when sent him to Azkaban no? The. From there he just could turn into a ghost and leave?

Was this written by an addict? It's a jumble of angst and drama that is almost grimderp if not for the occasional attempt at comedy. Danny is a doormat for people to walk all over, just like the author

Why is Danny calling his mom Maddie and not Mom? That's very weird

Wait holy crap is Chuck Norris going to get an owl from Voldemort?

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Amazing fic that properly portray the reckless and quite possibly downright manipulative-evilness of both Britian muggle and mage societies that have obviously been brainwashed over CENTURIES to worship the nobles and never EVER question them even when they do! This fic is old, like idk if you check your comments at times but even if Voldemort or Dumbledore were at their prime, they actually will hurt Danny, but not KILL him due to Danny being downright protected by the God-King of the Ghost Zone who sees Danny as both his personal enemy and a sad aspect of the God-King's forgotten past. Still, said God-King will risk destroying the very PLANET if Danny dies at another's hands but his!

these three really said, lets read everything out of context

GO RANDALL

I love that the ad that keeps showing up at the end of each chapter is a picture of a giant snake (basilisk-sized) with the title "Huge Animals That Really Exist" - just seems fitting, ya know? And goodness, Danny always gets wrapped up in this stuff. At least he's taking the curse of the protagonist from Harry for a while!
And Randall! Sir Randall! Our wonderful overlord! May he have all the bacon and belly rubs he wants (because he's right, he does deserve them)!
It took a long time for me to find this fic again and I don't plan on losing it again! But I realized this is my first time commenting on it, so I just wanted to let you know how awesome this fic is! So awesome I legitimately spent months (on and off) trying to find it again. To emphasize, I WENT THROUGH EVERY DP X HP FIC IN AO3 LOOKING FOR THIS! So of course it was on ffn... *facepalm* Thank you for writing this wonderful fic, I love Danny's brand of chaos and ANY story that addresses the ridiculous incompetence of Hogwarts (or wizarding society at large) gets an automatic win in my book, so really, this fic just hits the spot in all the right ways for me! Btw, I still have The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall) open in a tab rn. I never closed it from when I opened it the first time I read this!