Why is Danny calling his mom Maddie and not Mom? That's very weird

Wait holy crap is Chuck Norris going to get an owl from Voldemort?

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Amazing fic that properly portray the reckless and quite possibly downright manipulative-evilness of both Britian muggle and mage societies that have obviously been brainwashed over CENTURIES to worship the nobles and never EVER question them even when they do! This fic is old, like idk if you check your comments at times but even if Voldemort or Dumbledore were at their prime, they actually will hurt Danny, but not KILL him due to Danny being downright protected by the God-King of the Ghost Zone who sees Danny as both his personal enemy and a sad aspect of the God-King's forgotten past. Still, said God-King will risk destroying the very PLANET if Danny dies at another's hands but his!

these three really said, lets read everything out of context

GO RANDALL

I love that the ad that keeps showing up at the end of each chapter is a picture of a giant snake (basilisk-sized) with the title "Huge Animals That Really Exist" - just seems fitting, ya know? And goodness, Danny always gets wrapped up in this stuff. At least he's taking the curse of the protagonist from Harry for a while!
And Randall! Sir Randall! Our wonderful overlord! May he have all the bacon and belly rubs he wants (because he's right, he does deserve them)!
It took a long time for me to find this fic again and I don't plan on losing it again! But I realized this is my first time commenting on it, so I just wanted to let you know how awesome this fic is! So awesome I legitimately spent months (on and off) trying to find it again. To emphasize, I WENT THROUGH EVERY DP X HP FIC IN AO3 LOOKING FOR THIS! So of course it was on ffn... *facepalm* Thank you for writing this wonderful fic, I love Danny's brand of chaos and ANY story that addresses the ridiculous incompetence of Hogwarts (or wizarding society at large) gets an automatic win in my book, so really, this fic just hits the spot in all the right ways for me! Btw, I still have The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall) open in a tab rn. I never closed it from when I opened it the first time I read this!

Oh shit

Gosh this is way too hilarious

This is a hilarious, yet great story. You want to know what I think would be a cool sequel for this if the inspirations strike? Have the harry potter crew come to amity park or another location danny is in at the time for one of his adventures. Or heck, even the movie that is the finale of danny phantom series. Best of luck!

I love Randall :D 3 3

This fic has similar energy to those tumblr posts and tiktoks about Americans showing up to Hogwarts with guns and just annihilating Voldy (one can shoot before the opponent casts the blocking spell). The unionizing is also an amazing touch. Loved Randall. Perfect chaos.

the hat made the worst (or best) decision in its life by putting danny in hufflepuff. glad to see my house getting the attention it deserves, thanks to this. everyone for Danny’s Army, say aaayyyyye! o/

Okay I like a revolution. Let's get it.

Loving this.