|Reviews for Schooled|
| jasperslover chapter 3 . 5/3/2012
omg! that is great. hahahahhahahhahha the slytherin consort's rooms. hahhahahha i think i woke up my roommate laughing so hard. i love voldemort and im so glad that there are other people out there that appreciate him as much as me. people who dont read fanfiction just don't understand.
| Marie Serohs chapter 1 . 5/3/2012
Oh my gosh, that is one of the most hilarious stories I have read. Definitely the funniest I've read this year. I usually wait till the end of a story to comment, but I couldn't help myself. Wonderfully written, I enjoyed every second and I look forward to the coming chapters. I just wish I had read it sooner.
| Trizsh15 chapter 1 . 5/3/2012
Oh god, I have an ear infection, I can't stop laughing, it hurts, you have an amazing gift, thank you for sharing.
| ASkyie chapter 1 . 5/3/2012
My hands are sore from clapping. Brilliant. Truly brilliant.
| Obsidian-Dragon-Phoenix chapter 10 . 5/3/2012
Fabulous, I am happy that Hadrian now has some of what rightfully belongs to him. I hope that he gets the rest and the other Potters and Dumbledore of course get whats coming to them.
| Elfin69 chapter 10 . 5/2/2012
Hopefully with both Dame Grenadine and the lawyer, they can now show that the Potters and Dumbledore's destroyed a legal will of a Pureblood Lord and his father and maybe then Tom will force them to do a Blood test with the Founders blood to see how closely Harry is related to the Founders and find out the Dumbledore had actually been stealing from the Founders and Tom and Hadrian.
| iljihlihkubjkgi chapter 1 . 5/1/2012
LMAO! The first chapter/oneshot is the best story I've read in a long time!
I do believe my mouth was hanging the entire time I read it.
Excellent writing and idea...really fun read...and it's only the first chapter!
| shadowdarknessveil chapter 10 . 5/1/2012
Hi Iam loving this story. I have already reread it multiple times and am looking forward to the posting of chapter 11 with bated breath. Thanks for all the recs too, I love this genre. Have you read Black Pheonix by Sara Blake, only 15 chapters but I think you will like it.
Thanks for writing.
| Aelirenn chapter 10 . 4/30/2012
I'm going to do my best to clear up some of my review backlog today, assuming work allows. lol I'm so bad. But you know, when I'm home I hardly have time to breathe, much less sit down and try to write a coherent review. I'll try to do better!
I feel for you with the blackouts. I live in the area that was without power for a week last April because the tornado severed the main coming from Browns Ferry. A whole week, no new fan fiction. Who needs lights? I want my fan fics. lol
And yes, hot flashes really really suck and not in a good way. Mine make me feel sick. I have a standing lunch date on sundays after I get off work, and yesterday I had to go home. The AC in the restaurant was not working and I started hot flashing and it was just miserable. I know things could be a lot worse, but they certainly aren't fun.
I really don't get your neighbors. I do believe I'd be in jail now if they were mine. Actually, I'd let my chocolate lab get a hold of them, see how they liked it. He's 135 lbs. lol I had a long rant about my brother-in-law, but took it out. You don't need to hear my problems and it really has no place in a review. lol
Anyway, I'm sorry to hear (read) about your problems, family health and all. I'm glad you've got the window ACs. I guess you can try living in 2 rooms, but I imagine that will get old quickly. And as far as faith goes, I think as long as you believe in something, you are doing great. It's the folks who can't believe in anything because it doesn't happen in front of their eyes that I feel sorry for.
Oh, and I did get the update notice that you had started to post on AO3. It was mixed up in the middle of Batsutousai's spam. I guess she's moving everything from FFN to AO3. lol I wish she'd finish a story though. lol
And on to the story. Despite the fact that I miss my most favorite dark lord ever and his adorable consort, I'm glad to read what is going on in other parts of the castle. It adds so much to the story. Fawkes and the color-blind curse cracked me up. I do like seeing his point of view too.
While I really hate Charlus and Evelyn, her disgust at Dumbles is amusing. I've noticed they don't seem to be taking any responsibility for James' foolish actions. Dumbles totally underestimated Hadrian, but he didn't force those foolish Gryfs to write that trash. Charlus and Evelyn need to consider that their poor parenting is a big part of James' problem. Of course Bumblebutt didn't help his case any when he said he wouldn't have stopped them had he known. He's an idiot. I'm so glad to know he considers missing dinner to be such a tragedy. You're doing a fantastic job of making me hate the man. lol
I wanted to stand up and cheer for both Phineas Nigellus Black and the Sorting Hat.
The whole ending part, where the Potters find out just how foolish their spoiled brat of a son is, was just exquisite. I find myself liking Bates very much.
You know, you really should be writing original novels. You certainly have the talent. However, I'm selfish enough to be glad you aren't because then we wouldn't have all these wonderful fan fictions to read. If, in the future, you write novels and get them published, please let us know so we can buy them and read them. :)
| Moyashimon chapter 10 . 4/29/2012
| TheIcecreamGeek chapter 10 . 4/29/2012
ahahaha They got boyed! Don't you just love it when a plan comes together...
| Tsuki107 chapter 10 . 4/28/2012
It's so well written that I hardly notice how much you've played with the canon timeline. The characters are really portrayed well and you create their personalities and build their back stories up beautifully :)
Though Dumbles actions are so disgusting, both morally and literally, that I hope all the wrongs he's commited are discovered soon...or actually, hope they surface in a painfully slow, publicly humiliating manner instead ;D
Can't wait to read more!
| bitethepagan chapter 1 . 4/26/2012
OMG, So hilarious. The summary does not do this story justice at all. I had put of reading it, since it sounded boring. I amlost cracked a rib laughing at " Botanical Porn" while I was at work.
| Eloise Rosier chapter 10 . 4/26/2012
I really enjoyed this story; so much so that I read it until midnight even though I'd yet to start writing my essay for today. Sleep deprivation aside, I have no regrets from reading this great story that was exactly what I was looking for. The almost unquestioned acceptance of Slytherin's relationship with an orphaned 17 year old is a little strange to me. I understand you had Lestrange act up for that purpose but I did find the speed and easy acceptance of the relationship a little jarring. heh, don't jump on me, I'm not sure my sleep deprived teenage self can handle it :p I'm certainly not trying to tell you how to write your story,which I still thoroughly enjoy as is, I was just wondering why you choose to almost skip the early stages of seduction and concern in their romance and jump right to it. The whole fic is really amusing and original though. The porn was hilarious and a lot of the character's interactions made me chuckle. Overall, I couldn't leave such an amusing gem without a review and I'm glad I found it. Also, I adore this genre so thanks for the recs, I've read most of them but not all. Have you found any more since?
| CrystalBlues chapter 10 . 4/26/2012
i loved this chapter. i was brilliant.
the revenge :D' is wicked!
i hope your important people get better, and i hope you do as well.