Reviews for Of Vodka And Handcuffs
ZiggyZagoo chapter 1 . 4/14/2013
Ahh.. That was AMAZING!
I especially like that last line, it made my day xD
Your lemons are beautifully sexy :3
Sally Howlett chapter 1 . 2/13/2013
hey hey hey, THIS WAS SO FUCKING PERFECT AND FUNNY AND HOT AND OMG!
your phrases, were so damn amazing, omg.

Here is a constructive critic, I hope I do not offend you, I just want to help. Man can not get hard again in that little time, that's why women are so fucking great, because we do are multi orgasmic, and they're not, and the poor boys have to wait some time until they can come again, but then again, THIS FIC WAS AMAZING!

going to faves, really
chibichocolate1313 chapter 1 . 11/3/2012
O/O I could never write this. good job! : D
A Piece of My Geass chapter 1 . 5/26/2012
I really never thought you would make one of these... O.O

Love the last part, "MATT YOU DUMBSHIT, WE'RE NEVER GOING TO FUCKING BE ABLE TO EAT ON THIS TABLE AGAIN!" X3 Awesome...

And... penguin porn.. I was thinking about dolphin porn today. XD
Magic-Shipping chapter 1 . 4/8/2012
I, officially love Mello. ' "MATT YOU DUMBSHIT, WE'RE NEVER GOING TO FUCKING BE ABLE TO EAT ON THIS TABLE AGAIN!" ' That is just beautiful.
icylook chapter 1 . 4/3/2012
that was good :D
c0da chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
I jut read this with my friend in class..FUCKING AMAZING!
ellis chapter 1 . 3/18/2012
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ME LIKE.
494dwangel chapter 1 . 3/17/2012
love it...
kikyotwosoul chapter 1 . 3/16/2012
poor table. the next morning the table is talking the chairs. "lucky bastards, why couldn't they have sex on you."
Mellocestious chapter 1 . 3/15/2012
Mellocestious is extremely 'seksi' ;D

And so is this lemon. xD

I LOVED THE PENGUIN PORN~~

So, I clicked the link when I was in the car sitting in between two guys, and I started reading it out loud. They made the funniest faces. xD

I LOVE YOU. SO MUCH.

Okay... bye. :DD

-Rena
Miss Matryoshka chapter 1 . 3/15/2012
CAN YOU PLEASE DO A NEARXL LEMON FOR ME?

I f you dont, I will rape you! -rapeface- Kyu kyu kyu...