Reviews for Zealots
excessivelyperky chapter 1 . 11/3/2017
Falls over laughing...delightful!
Technomad chapter 1 . 11/3/2017
Hilarious! I bet that the Twins would have been in awe at this prank!

And I can see Luna doing this, with a perfectly straight face. I sometimes wonder if she isn't a lot saner than she lets on, but just likes pulling people's legs to see what'll happen.
Guest chapter 1 . 1/4/2017
haha, this was fun
lantana chapter 1 . 11/26/2016
twistyguru chapter 1 . 7/1/2015
*facepalm* Yeah, I snickered.
Hamm On Wry chapter 1 . 3/1/2015
Lord Sia chapter 1 . 4/28/2012
This... Is a disturbing mirror of an idea I had, about magic.

If I had it, I would use it to set up my own religion - after doing everything I could to ascertain whether or not any of the existing beliefs had any actual substance beyond that of moral guidelines and tradition, of course - according to my own principles. Well, to be honest, it would be mostly Baha'ism with a generous helping of Taoism, Confucianism and general Spiritualism, but still. Preach a bit here, deliver a miracle there, strike down with righteous vengeance upon a couple of suitable targets and voila!

The hilariously ironic (read; hypocritical) part is of course that I lean toward Communism and consider religion "Opium for the People"...
MoonyandProngs chapter 1 . 4/11/2012
That was great!
Luan Mao chapter 1 . 4/8/2012
Heh. I like it. In particular I like the idea of not so much /gathering/ allies as /making/ them.