|Reviews for 50 Shades of Absorbency|
| SarcasticBimbo chapter 1 . 7/26/2016
Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha! BEST. THING. EVER! :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.
| LadyHazelK chapter 1 . 11/15/2014
Dying of laughter! Vagina made of gold! Edward Grey, destroyer of Vaginas! Hahahaha!
| Everleigh Allen chapter 1 . 11/3/2014
OMG... save the tampons! Poor baby o.b's!
That was seriously funny. Well done.
| UltimatelyUltimate chapter 1 . 10/27/2013
I have no idea how you came up with this, but it is utterly golden. Your brain is a place I would love to live in!
| Oilily chapter 1 . 8/25/2013
OMG, OMG...I can't even... Wow, my mouth is really hanging open! I stumbled upon this little gem per incident, but oh I'm so glad I did! But please excuse me while I still recover from laughing so hard my belly hurts! Greatly and fantastically written! Now off to read the sequel!
| married2thcoach chapter 1 . 5/23/2013
I cannot believe I am hysterical over Tampons and their war against Fifty. I have always LOVed Stephen King (I have actually seen him in person at a Red Sox game in Boston) and said can you imagine having his mind and imagination and being able to write those stories. Well know I am saying the same about you. Where in the hell did it ever come to you to have a tampons POV. I think your Crack Fics are like crack. ADDICTING! Loved it.
| AlmostExistentExistentialist chapter 1 . 5/5/2013
Okay. That was odder than I had actually anticipated. Strangely enjoyable, in the is-this-even-happening-okay-i'll-just-go-along-wit h-it way. Still hilarious. You're still awesome.
| GeekChic12 chapter 1 . 4/17/2013
Omg, how have I never read this? LOLOLOL too funny
| lellabeth chapter 1 . 4/17/2013
Ugly laughing right now, omg. Best thing ever. So glad I saw this on Twitter, this might actually be my favourite fanfic of all time. I'm surprised ol' Snowqueens didn't use this as an outtake, truthfully. I don't know why you chose to write a tampon POV, but my snorting, donkey laughing self salutes you.
| Maplestyle chapter 1 . 2/22/2013
Oh my fuck! That was hilarious!
| mamajo76 chapter 1 . 11/7/2012
Oh how I love you! Best tampon fic ever!
| Pandora's Box Is Heavy chapter 1 . 11/7/2012
Dude I knew I should have put this one off until after my period was over but I couldn't.. and now.. now I'm laughing so hard and eyeing my purse like this O.o "hello?..um I appreciate you guys.. just so you know"
I love your brain :D
| SumDriedTomato69 chapter 1 . 8/26/2012
I really enjoyed that.
| checkmate14 chapter 1 . 8/26/2012
omg. this is genius.
| Mandi5 chapter 1 . 8/14/2012
It's been a couple of years since I've needed tampons. Now that I know they had their own lives and personalities, I miss the little buggers. Never, ever thought I'd say that :)
This is a great fic. I love it!