|Reviews for 50 Shades of Absorbency|
| 4MeJasper chapter 1 . 6/3/2012
OK, you are seriously demented! And I seriously love it! This was totally random!
Thanks for giving an answer to the 50 Shades debacle!
This bit was too much, where do you come up with a tampon POV?:
I do not respond as I expand and grab the baby cave walls with all the cotton I have left. I only cling and pray.
"You mustn't resist him."
But resist I do. When I feel the tug of my exposed string I yelp in anger and fear.
"I will not go down without a fight!"
"The penis is mighty, you can not win against its firmness, be free,"
I try to move further up the cervix volcano only erupts further.
It's another hard yank and I'm gone, sailing through the air as if I'm the Maxi with wings
| Anon chapter 1 . 6/2/2012
You are my favourite.
| Lol chapter 1 . 5/29/2012
Now this is a tampon I would use monthly... Kidding! Great story! I've never read Fifty Shades ... But I join in to make fun of the story when discussing it with my friends. From what I've heard, it's a fairly decent story. -.-
| Infinitypoet chapter 1 . 5/27/2012
I am a mass of giggles right now! I LOVE LOVE LOVE this story! Great job, Nerdy! 3
| cin1602 chapter 1 . 5/27/2012
I bow down to you okay. Genius.
| anon chapter 1 . 5/24/2012
I don't think I'm ever going to be able to use a tampon again.
Warrior Penis indeed!
(Seriously great fic though. My mind is scarred but I am deeply amused.)
| Charlie0925 chapter 1 . 5/1/2012
LOL! Loved this!
| shadowed by passion chapter 1 . 4/29/2012
Oh that was awesome!
| Alehtse chapter 1 . 4/26/2012
OH MY GAD! LOOOOOOOOOL
| TheRainGirl chapter 1 . 4/26/2012
All the feels I am feeling!
You are my Patronus. Thank you for this.
Greedy, whorish ovaries FTMFW!
Bless your heart, Nerdy. Bless it good.
| IllicitWriter chapter 1 . 4/6/2012
Bwuuhahahahah! Brilliant! If you have a banner, I definitely want to see it. ;)
| Suzbythesea chapter 1 . 4/5/2012
This was a riot ! I can't believe how well you summarized the plight of our brave soldiers as they prepare for battle. Some of your one liners were a scream (loved "the greedy bitches") and the majestic beauty of the bronze pubes. Great fun... I'm off to check out some of your other stories ! Thankyou. )
| iambeagle chapter 1 . 4/3/2012
Funny shit. But the best part was the A/N: Not really sure who owns this? SM, EL, Icy? Maybe Tampax? I know I don't.
| mrsfifty chapter 1 . 4/3/2012
U are crazy hahahaha
This is fun ! All we need in this world is fun and fanfic LOL
Thx for the story
| lindsrice chapter 1 . 4/3/2012
Pure win! I needed a smile and this did it!