OK, you are seriously demented! And I seriously love it! This was totally random!

Thanks for giving an answer to the 50 Shades debacle!

This bit was too much, where do you come up with a tampon POV?:

I do not respond as I expand and grab the baby cave walls with all the cotton I have left. I only cling and pray.

"You mustn't resist him."

But resist I do. When I feel the tug of my exposed string I yelp in anger and fear.

"I will not go down without a fight!"

"The penis is mighty, you can not win against its firmness, be free,"

I try to move further up the cervix volcano only erupts further.

It's another hard yank and I'm gone, sailing through the air as if I'm the Maxi with wings

You are my favourite.

Now this is a tampon I would use monthly... Kidding! Great story! I've never read Fifty Shades ... But I join in to make fun of the story when discussing it with my friends. From what I've heard, it's a fairly decent story. -.-

I am a mass of giggles right now! I LOVE LOVE LOVE this story! Great job, Nerdy! 3

I bow down to you okay. Genius.

I don't think I'm ever going to be able to use a tampon again.

Warrior Penis indeed!

(Seriously great fic though. My mind is scarred but I am deeply amused.)

LOL! Loved this!

Oh that was awesome!

OH MY GAD! LOOOOOOOOOL

All the feels I am feeling!

You are my Patronus. Thank you for this.

Greedy, whorish ovaries FTMFW!

Bless your heart, Nerdy. Bless it good.

-Rain

Bwuuhahahahah! Brilliant! If you have a banner, I definitely want to see it. ;)

This was a riot ! I can't believe how well you summarized the plight of our brave soldiers as they prepare for battle. Some of your one liners were a scream (loved "the greedy bitches") and the majestic beauty of the bronze pubes. Great fun... I'm off to check out some of your other stories ! Thankyou. )

Funny shit. But the best part was the A/N: Not really sure who owns this? SM, EL, Icy? Maybe Tampax? I know I don't.

LMAO !

U are crazy hahahaha

This is fun ! All we need in this world is fun and fanfic LOL

Thx for the story

Pure win! I needed a smile and this did it!