Reviews for 50 Shades of Absorbency
4MeJasper chapter 1 . 6/3/2012
OK, you are seriously demented! And I seriously love it! This was totally random!

Thanks for giving an answer to the 50 Shades debacle!

This bit was too much, where do you come up with a tampon POV?:

I do not respond as I expand and grab the baby cave walls with all the cotton I have left. I only cling and pray.

"You mustn't resist him."

But resist I do. When I feel the tug of my exposed string I yelp in anger and fear.

"I will not go down without a fight!"

"The penis is mighty, you can not win against its firmness, be free,"

I try to move further up the cervix volcano only erupts further.

It's another hard yank and I'm gone, sailing through the air as if I'm the Maxi with wings
Anon chapter 1 . 6/2/2012
You are my favourite.
Lol chapter 1 . 5/29/2012
Now this is a tampon I would use monthly... Kidding! Great story! I've never read Fifty Shades ... But I join in to make fun of the story when discussing it with my friends. From what I've heard, it's a fairly decent story. -.-
Infinitypoet chapter 1 . 5/27/2012
I am a mass of giggles right now! I LOVE LOVE LOVE this story! Great job, Nerdy! 3
cin1602 chapter 1 . 5/27/2012
I bow down to you okay. Genius.
anon chapter 1 . 5/24/2012
I don't think I'm ever going to be able to use a tampon again.

Warrior Penis indeed!

(Seriously great fic though. My mind is scarred but I am deeply amused.)
Charlie0925 chapter 1 . 5/1/2012
LOL! Loved this!
shadowed by passion chapter 1 . 4/29/2012
Oh that was awesome!
Alehtse chapter 1 . 4/26/2012
TheRainGirl chapter 1 . 4/26/2012
All the feels I am feeling!

You are my Patronus. Thank you for this.

Greedy, whorish ovaries FTMFW!

Bless your heart, Nerdy. Bless it good.

IllicitWriter chapter 1 . 4/6/2012
Bwuuhahahahah! Brilliant! If you have a banner, I definitely want to see it. ;)
Suzbythesea chapter 1 . 4/5/2012
This was a riot ! I can't believe how well you summarized the plight of our brave soldiers as they prepare for battle. Some of your one liners were a scream (loved "the greedy bitches") and the majestic beauty of the bronze pubes. Great fun... I'm off to check out some of your other stories ! Thankyou. )
iambeagle chapter 1 . 4/3/2012
Funny shit. But the best part was the A/N: Not really sure who owns this? SM, EL, Icy? Maybe Tampax? I know I don't.
mrsfifty chapter 1 . 4/3/2012

U are crazy hahahaha

This is fun ! All we need in this world is fun and fanfic LOL

Thx for the story
lindsrice chapter 1 . 4/3/2012
Pure win! I needed a smile and this did it!
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