|Reviews for 50 Shades of Absorbency|
| Laury4rob chapter 1 . 4/3/2012
Pure pure wiiiiiiiiin lol the world needed this POV just as much as we need Midnight Sun thank you for this!
| danieller.one.two.three chapter 1 . 4/3/2012
you are my spirit animal
| LLnna chapter 1 . 4/3/2012
OMFG this is so funny, genius, "Goodbye cruel world." thanks, lol.
| Whitbysucks chapter 1 . 4/3/2012
O.B? O My? Too funny.
| forthelongestday chapter 1 . 4/1/2012
Awwww... poor guy *snickers*
Have to say, love the whorish ovaries. I think they were my favorite characters. :-P
| vampiresarenotamyth chapter 1 . 3/30/2012
| Trepidatious.Musings chapter 1 . 3/28/2012
OMFC! This is PURE GENIOUS!
I seriously have no words to say how much I LOVE it!
You're brilliant, hun. TRULY brilliant!
| Esme Mom Cullen chapter 1 . 3/28/2012
This is amazing. As a ff writer, it makes me feel better that other writers agree about how wrong this MotU situation is, especially a writer brilliant enough to come up with this story.
| bmitw chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
You made me break my Edward embargo to read this. And it was so worth it! Bwahaha.
Didn't read MOTU, won't read or see 50SoG, don't want or need to now so thanks :)
| germanAkice chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
that was hilarious! thanks for writing!
| BellaFlan chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
Do you hear that? It's the dreamy sigh of my cervix. Nerdy, you are MY penis warrior.
| MBMassin chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
... BAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my God.
.. I've never read from a Tampon's perspective before...
| prettyflour chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
oh. my. tampon-loving. goodness.
And yes, the ovaries are greedy bitches, drunken whores too. Three sheets to the wind off the mighty swimmers of Edward the Destroyer.
| DawnsWhimsy chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
Omg that was fantastic! So damn unique and creative. I loved it. I actually just read that part of the story again so this came at the perfect time like a small outtake lol Thank You :)
| sleeptalker1 chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
I have no words... pmsl