Reviews for 50 Shades of Absorbency
nerac chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
my afternoon is officially made. thank you for the laugh.
GetReal77 chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
This is impressive! Gave me quite a good laugh! Love it!
angela4148 chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
I laughed the whole time and even the author's note was hilarious!
Tiny16 chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
Your OS is awesome, amazing... I'm laughing my fucking ass off.

catslovesushi chapter 1 . 3/27/2012

It is clear while reading this that you have a bias against OBs. They are the midgets of feminine products - wouldn't you agree? I thought you liked midgets? Your CLEARLY are racist against OBs and I am so sad.

That being said, I don't know how you can get into the mind of a box of tampax. I certainly won't think of them the same way.

Now I'll go and start an anti-discrimination campa
84gemstone chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
I will never look at a tampon the same lol
Simaril chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
That was frickin hilarious. I laughed so hard I had to make a mercy dash to the bathroom.
twiffreading chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
I bow down before the. That. Was. Awesome.
maxipoo1024 chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
" I expand and grab the baby cave walls with all the cotton I have left" BEST LINE EVER

I am contacting playtex immediately so they incorporate this in their ad campaigns. You know, whatever brand they use in the movie will just skyrocket!

I love your snark and the way you can so easily enter the mind of a tampon. True genius!

IamTheAlleyCat chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
You. Are. A. Freaking. Genius!

I am laughing so hard right now that my co-workers look at me like I'm crazy.

Thank you for doing this! I think the world needs this.

SweetT129 chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
Reading this in class was a real test of my ability to stifle laughter. I Fucking love you for writing this.
NCChris chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
*high fives* You are made of awesome. Thatisall.
Deborah Stone- KarmabalanceDeb chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
It's a scary world, the Vagina. Truer words were never put to paper, my friend!
duskri123 chapter 1 . 3/27/2012

*dies of the epic laughter rolling like thunder throughout my house*

You know I usually have more words, bb, but you have seriously rendered me f*cking speechless.



Dear EL,

I do so hope you read this. You deserve nothing less.

No Love,


And Nerdy?

Yeah babe, you f*cking rock!
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