|Reviews for Dog People|
| Guest chapter 6 . 4/11
Best story ever!
| Guest chapter 3 . 4/11
More people food! Oh this was glorious!
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This is the best bit
| SoraMalfoySlythern chapter 6 . 12/6/2016
aawww bats i am still bashing clarks head in for all the pain and go wifey you give him hell XD ... go dogs and yay ACE :D
| anon chapter 6 . 9/22/2014
Captain America, Cyclops, and Black Panther are Marvel's Batmen, Bats even says Cap would be beat him though it would take a long time
I imagine Jonathan Kent like Hub McCann from Secondhand Lions can take on four guys a quarter of his age, unarmed and still beat them "I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, KILLED MANY MEN and loved only one woman with a passion a FLEA like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. NOW, GO HOME, BOY!"
I ship Tim and Steph, Cassandra Cain with Connor Hawke, Damian with Lian, Sin, or age appropriate Carrie Kelly
Slade's wife Adeline Kane may be Bruce's cousin, Kathy Kane of Spyral, Kate Kane new Batwoman wealthy military family one of Gotham's founding families
Lori Luthor Simon Valentine
Vandal Savage, King Kull, Ra’s al Ghul, Night Haunter- Brighthammer- Dark Claw Amalgam
Baphomet- Onomatopoeia’s fake hero ID, Huntress’s protégé
Lex Luthor, Aleander Luthor Sr/Jr./Mazahs/Alexis
Aqua-Mariner, Amalgam Namor, Aquaman and Dead KingAtlan/Sea King/Thanatos/Kordax/The Thirst; Ocean Master Black Manta
Astarte/Veronica Cale Theana, Paula/Gerta von Gunther, Bruna-Brunhilde, Gudra/Gundra, Deva, Dark Angel, Miss Gsptlsnz
Gargareans, Mythlands-Cosmopolitan, Multiethnic/Omniethnic
Black Adam, Osiris, Neron, Despero
Wonder Woman kicks Batman's butt every time they fight because that's what happens when a normal person goes against a super of that caliber with no kryptonite factor, of course they also have similar tactical mindsets or at least fighting skills and with her superior abilities she obviously has the advantage
You can only call Waller a villain in that she'll sacrifice the one for the many, she has a moral line and whether you agree with her or not it does not move, she's made Bats back down and acknowledge she has a point the CSA the Justice Lords
Antimatter Earth-3 Alexander Luthor/Mazahs/Doc Savage/Edison Rex/Axel Brass (Century Babies)/Xanatos/Hank Scorpio/Oliver Warbucks-self-made man, never lost the common touch and never forgot where he came from, felt strongly that business owners had a responsibility to treat their employees fairly and had an equally great hatred of corruption
I always imagined nanotech like Spawn or the Darklings, Matrix, Satan Girl, Belinda Zee, Supra/Ultra/Ubergirl, Superior Girl, Divine, Nuclear Men, Bizarros-stronger, Smarter, faster, tougher, better looking than Supes, Ms. Gsptlsnz, OMACS, Warsuits Luthor's power armor, Havokoids, Warmaker 1s, Alphina Brainiacs Indigo, enhanced Doomsday clones (Steel/Cyborg Superman/Eradicator, Tactile TK), Doomslayer, Superdoom, World Killers, Paragon, Vartox, Amazo
Rao's familiars- Flamebird and Nightwing
Familiars- Wolves, Scratch-9-Gyrinx-Sabretooth/Witch familiar/pharaoh-Alley-Kat-Abra (Sleen),Ravens (American Eagle), Monkey, Winged Unicorn, Gryphon, (Black, White, Gray, Rainbow) Phoenix, Phaethon and Savitar, the sun dogs (dragons-cat to Kaiju sized)- born out of Solaris' own nuclear furnace, and heir to his hydrogen-fueled power and fury Octus, the eight-dimensional cephalopod - from the bottom of the seas of neptune. While it is impossible for creatures limited to a three-dimensional perception of the universe to fully understand his powers, his weird limpet grenades have proven to be most effective weapons.
Wormhole - unfathomable denizens of the black gulfs between stars, with the ability to bend space and time to his command
Flashpoint/Epsilon: Magog, Tokyo Rose (Darklings from Darkness (as well as symbiote/Super-Adaptoid/Demogoglin) like giant robots and monsters like Kaiju as well as cyborg demonic ninjas and Samurais, Manotaur, XXX like 666-Judge Dread-Judge Dredd and Death/Mortis, NIL-8, Americommando-Major Glory
Stormwatch/Meritocracy/Protectorate: Mr. Majestic, Midnighter, Century Babies amalgam-Doc Savage, Jenny Quarx-Mystechnician, King of Cities/Wyld, John Lynch/TAO
Manchester Black-Telekinesis telepathy, symbiote/symbeast(s)-(Darkness/Angelus/Witchblade/Spawn), magic club, magic hat from which can pull anything; Manchester Black Americanitis John Smith- shirt with American flag and baseball bat-Shine/Bright Knight-Shade, Angelus etc
Billy Butcher; Good Homelander/Major Glory-The Boys coat etc., Becky Butcher, Greg D. Mallory, Tommy Monaghan- Ace of Winchesters, Jesse Custer-Preacher, Max Damage
Asteroid M(s)-Krakoa- Savageland(s), Danger, (Zero-Techno-organic-Technoarchy, Phalanx, Barbuda, Builders
Most of the heroes consider Fury a good guy because the thought of him being a villain is too terrifying, you will never be as bada$$ as this World War II vet from New York's Hell's Kitchen, Fury started fighting the Nazis with his band of brothers the Howling Commandos first before moving onto more esoteric foes of humanity. It was sometime between moving to work for the CIA and fighting a hate-ray powered clone of Adolf Hitler alongside a walking pile of rocks that Fury realized that when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. And thus has followed a several decade long Crowning Moment Of Awesome
Why he is cooler than you will ever be: He has a Flying Car, he parks this Flying Car in his Flying Base filled with Life Model Decoys and psychic spies, he's fought radioactive robots in space, he's chased a warlord to another dimension to fight psychic duels with his literal Eyepatch of Power, he's hunted Godzilla, he is a Badass Normal feared by Nigh Invulnerable beings, he is feared by Nigh Invulnerable beings because he has demonstrated the "nigh" portion by killing several, he never looks at explosions, he does, however ride motorcycles through explosions while shirtless and Dual Wielding Laser Pistols, he is literally ageless, he once willingly turned himself into an Eldritch Abomination to save reality, he's beaten up Adolf Hitler on more than one occasion
Master of the World, Leader/Maestro, Kang, Doctor Doom, White Wolf/Man-Ape/Killmonger, Mandarin, Baron Mordo, Tomi Shishido-The Hand, Apocalypse- all cool X-Men villains, Kingpin- The Owl/Count Nefaria/Mr. Negative/The Hood, Red Skull- Wolfgang von Strucker/Zemo/Viper, Scorpio- Nick Fury's clones
Maybe Dracula Vampire Kingdom on the Moon
| TheIronstar chapter 6 . 3/22/2014
Okay, this is beyond adorable. Congrats on a great fic.
| lala32903 chapter 4 . 1/30/2014
Oh yes. Bathound is awesome.
| Pysco-babydoll chapter 2 . 9/27/2013
ace the bat dog is a German Shepherd
| andysanime chapter 6 . 9/6/2013
Awww how cute 3 although... I felt bad for Ace XD also... you go Lois! XD
| wolfprincess14 chapter 4 . 6/12/2013
IM THE GODDAMM BATHOUND LMAO BATMAN WOULD BE PROUND THIS IS MY LIFE FORCE :D
| MichaelaTheUchiha chapter 6 . 4/16/2013
Favourite lines in this fanfiction and my reactions to them:
At that simple query everyone else suddenly snapped to attention. The red-furred speedster, Wally, raised his head and called down the corridor, "Supey, you know what we like to see when you come tromping after Wolf: pants! We like to see you in pants!" /lolololololol I know that Superboy usually forgot to wear a shirt, especially when it's ripped in battle, but pants? ...Including underwear? (whistles) They might have seen more of Superboy than they wanted to...
"Do you know anyone else who answers to the name 'Supey' and likes to walk around wet, soapy and naked?" Wally shot back, seeming not to noticed Wolf at all.
Alpha made a face of disapproval and growled, "I don't like to do that, it just sort of happened. Besides, I haven't done that in months."
"A fact we are all very thankful for." Nodded the two-legged fish. /No one wants to see that junk, Conner. Aside from M'gann...
The Robin was the first member of the Pack to react. He paused upon seeing the white furred house-dog and asked, "Is that…?" But his question trailed off without being finished and no one else seemed to notice. /I love how Robin just recognises Krypto off the bat but no one else does. Really?
What Krypto didn't understand was why the Bat-puppy -the Robin-person- didn't just tell them who he was. The Robin-person recognized him.
Or was this one of those things where he couldn't (or wouldn't) just tell them, they had to figure it out on their own? The Bat-person did that with Master some times. There would be something that was glaringly obvious to Bat-person but not to Master and rather than just *strait*-up explaining it to Master the Bat-person would wait until he arrived at the same conclusion on his own (usually frustrating Master greatly in the process).
Well, if Robin-person wasn't going to tell them who he was then he must have a reason, after all, the Bats had reasons for everything they did. So, Krypto resolved he wouldn't tell them either. For the time that he was with Master's puppy and his friends, he would not use his powers in front of them. It would be like a game! /I wonder how many times Clark hasn't gotten something that Bruce gotten automatically and Bruce tried to make him figure it out...Now I wonder if Robin has ever done this in the show. xD By the way, shouldn't the "strait" be "straight?" You could be right...
Krypto noted that the little Bat-puppy smiled ever so slightly as he explained this. It was a smile similar to something he'd seen on the Bat-person's face many times when he knew something that Master didn't know but had no intention of telling him. /"many times" Wow, Clark, clueless much? I feel like Robin got his trollness from Batman. He totally did.
That was all the permission Dick needed. He crumpled up the flyer in his hands, then smoothed it back out, tore off a diagonal chunk of the bottom half so that Conner's phone number was missing but the Rhode Island area code was still there, then he crumpled it again. Dropping it on the ground he kicked it around the cave a bit, then smoothed it back out, left it on the floor, stepped on it a bit, rubbed it to smear the pattern of his boot treads so that Clark wouldn't recognize them then picked it back up and folded it carefully, placing it in his belt. /Wow, this is such a wonderful paragraph. I really liked how descriptive you were about how Dick made the flyer hard to distinguish. Dick is such a sneaky little bastard...
Dick switched on his JLA comm. "Clark, hey, its Robin. Listen… did Krypto get away from you recently? Because I found this flyer-"
There was a sonic boom and a rush of air and in the time it took the Bat and his bird to blink, the Man of Steel was standing in the center of the cave, his face a wash of relief.
"You found him!" Clark all but gasped at the boy. "Where is he? Has he been causing any trouble? I didn't hear about anything on the news waves."
Bruce placed a hand over the lower half of his mouth to hide the silent laugh that was pulling at his cheeks. He would not laugh, the Batman did not laugh. Whatever Dick was planning, it was already amusing and the Caped Crusader decided that it was worth the short delay to watch. /Wow, Dick, calling Clark over his JLA comm. Wait, Dick has a JLA comm? And we're supposed to believe that he never knew about the Watchtower. (I so call BS on that in the show, by the way. If he's been Robin for four years, he knows about the Watchtower.) And I'm so glad that Bruce is so amused; I certainly am. :)
"Patrol on a school night?" Clark asked disapprovingly.
"Always." Was Bruce's answer. /Crime stops for no school!
It was in Conner's first period history class that his phone rang.
It was actually in the middle of a test in the middle of Conner's first period history class. /Wow, Clark, way to screw up Conner's test...
(That, and all his achievements for Fruit Ninja were in that phone.) /Fruit Ninja! Never would have thought that would be Conner's game. I would have thought he'd like Angry Birds more...
"Huh, that's a Delaware area code."
"So?" M'gann shrugged.
"So, that's, like, four states away." Conner elaborated. "Who *louses* their dog four states away from where they live?" /When your dog can fly, be glad it's only four states away. And shouldn't the "louses" be "loses?"
Master returned his excited barks with a relived smile. But that smile quickly turned into a troubled frown when he saw that it was his puppy who sat with the Superdog. Krypto didn't understand. Did Master not like his puppy? Why would Master not like his puppy? Was the puppy bad? Was it because he was Luthor's puppy too? The puppy hadn't seemed Luthor-like at all while Krypto had been staying with him. Why did Master not like him? /Wow, Clark, way to be an asshole. It's not like Superboy was the one to kidnap your dog...
Krypto could not believe what he was hearing. Master didn't like his puppy and puppy didn't know his sire! What was going on here? It wasn't like Master to not like a person and especially not a puppy and double-especially not a puppy of his. Master was always happy to meet other kryptonians. He should be doubly happy for one of those kryptonians to be his own puppy. This was so unlike Master! /When your dog knows what an arse you're being...
He was thrown off balance momentarily by the sudden breaking and swerve of the car as Master made a particularly hard turn at an ungodly speed. But that was just the way Master drove, Ace was used to it. He did, however, growl out a short clip of a "Bark!" to express his displeasure at nearly being thrown into the back of Robin-puppy's seat. /Bruce, Dick should be (legally) allowed to drive in about two years. You are setting a horrible example...
"Bruce," Clark-person's voice crackled out of the speakers, sounding testy and annoyed. "Do you have any idea what your side-kick has done?"
Robin-puppy's black-gloved hand went to his mouth to stifle a snicker of laughter while the corners of Master's mouth curled upwards in the closest thing to a smile he ever allowed while in uniform. "Do you mean in general, or are you talking about something specific?"
"He set me up with my clone!" The Clark-person roared, causing the Batmobile's speakers to make an unpleasant wail that hurt Ace's ears. The Bathound whined in displeasure.
"Must have been an awkward date." Master joked. "What with you being married and all… and the fact that you'd basically be seeing yourself. That's gotta be narcissism in its purest form."
Master seemed to be having a good time with this. Krypto should get himself lost more often, if it amused Master this much. And Master was always so very hard to amuse. /Did Batman just joke? And it was a good joke to. HOLY SENSE OF HUMOUR, BATMAN! (But, seriously, Clark, calm yo tits.)
"Well… not exactly… He said I looked 'familiar'. But it can't take him long to figure it out!"
"I donno…" Master wondered aloud. "He is your clone after all. He may never figure it out. Oh! This is my stop. Gotta go hospitalize some bad guys!" /OOOOOOOH, BUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNN. But, seriously, does Bruce seem more cheerful than usual? I guess making Superboy see Clark was a way to make him happy.
"You and Batman have a lovers-quarrel?" /Lois, you really need to stop hoping for that threesome.
"Hello?" Lois' voice was thick and husky when she spoke into the receiver –a bedroom voice, but not a sleepy voice. Three guesses what they were doing. But that explained why Clark hadn't answered his comm or his cell. It also meant he was home.
"Put your idiot husband on the phone!" Snarled the Batman.
A groan. "Smallville, *you're* boyfriend wants you."
In the background. "You promised to stop calling me Smallville in bed. And stop calling him that!" Then into the actual phone. "Bruce, I'm kinda busy right now." /Oooh, Clark, gettin' some when your dog's gone; I'm sure you're "kinda busy." ;) Also, that "you're" should be "your." :)
'I'm the goddamn Bathound.' He growled. 'And I'm here to ask you some questions.' /I may hate the All-Star Batman, oh my god he was horrible, but that line has to be one of the best lines ever. Also, I really loved how you used it here. Sooooo awesometastic.
He landed and the two-legger female tumbled off of him, not looking happy at all. She climbed back to her feet and, pulling her one remaining shoe off, threw it at the Superdog's head. "You stupid alien mutt! Where have you taken me? When Clark gets back I am going to make he gives you the business end of a rolled-up newspaper!" /So much rage, Lois. Calm yourself. xD
'This is his sire's mate.'
Krypto wasn't sure what kind of reaction he had expected this announcement to prompt from the cobra-venom enhanced predator, but he certainly hadn't expected what he got. Wolf barred his teeth, h
| Multi Burst chapter 2 . 2/24/2013
I guess krypto likes peanut butter jelly time? Maybe not the jelly part...xD
| Linzerj chapter 4 . 2/10/2013
Pfft, Ace would say that he's the "Goddamn Bathound".
This is so cute so far!
| KairiOliver chapter 4 . 11/13/2012
YES! Dear God yes! 'I'm the goddamn Bathound'. OMG I love this fanfic so freaking much now. That is the single best sentence in the history of fanfiction. I can't wait to read the rest, this fic is freaking awesome. You're an amazing writer!
| Cookie-the-Rookie chapter 4 . 10/20/2012
| WolfTail Run chapter 6 . 7/18/2012
I was pleasantly surprised with this story. I wasn't' expecting to like it because the plot line seemed so obscure. But I did! Excellent job D