It's a fun Mary Sue. I enjoyed the wild, frenetic pace of the story, the mystery and confusion. I hope your real life is more sedate and you don't drink this much in real life. And I wish you well on the threesome. LOL. I loved the line about criminals eventually figuring out that a bank is where the money is.

Absolutely delightful. A terrific fic! Thank you for sharing your amazing creativity.

I too have wondered about John’s dates. I really liked Sarah, but I can understand why she didn’t keep dating John. This is an enjoyable tale.

This is unusual and amusing and creative. Thanks!

Lovely story! I LOL'ed all thru it!

Loved the part where Sam met Sherlock, and stood her ground while he was being a perfectly gentleman frenemy/rival.

And, it's only the first chapter!

! Brilliant!

loved this, it has the perfect amount of crazy!

Very good indeed!

This is so good!

This is the second time I've read this story and it's still hilarious.
So if you are in the mood for something well written and funny this is definitely it!

Good ending
You made me actually laugh out loud more than once
Great fic

I love this so freakin much

Normally, I don't go for OCs, but yours were just fabulous, and very realistic because OF COURSE Sherlock would do his best to terrify them out of their wits. Great story!

this is great! how I laughed! thanks for writing.

Wonderful concept and execution. The female friendship is exceptionally well-written and fun to read, even if it doesn't pass the Bechdel test :)