Reviews for SEXY TIEMUU
Guest chapter 1 . 4/5/2012
This is the most brilliant trollfic I ever saw. Great job, sir.
Josh Spicer chapter 1 . 4/5/2012
Was wondering what was up with that...

Anyway, I loled...hard...it's always nice to see a bit of parodying truth _

And the pony comparison was dead-on. Both fanbases fall victim to fangirl syndrome, and just go with what THEY want, without thinking of logic in terms of the canon.

But fuck canon...it's overrated...

Besides, Chell/GLaDOS forever _
Atomic Soda chapter 1 . 4/5/2012
This story had me in tears! You have pretty much nailed just about everything that has made me cringe in this fandom. I don't remember Chell ever being horny in the first game, and definitely not horny in the second. Especially not for robots. If anyone remembers correctly (or has played the games at all) her main priority above all else was getting her ass out of Aperture as fast as humanly possible, what happens to her out there is anyone's guess.

Then Wheatley is orbiting the moon, probably not as sorry as he claims to be, and will eventually be taken back to Aperture where GLaDOS' has a nice incinerator waiting for him or he'll just fall into the ocean and die. Don't get me wrong, I liked his character, but fans tend to forget how much of a jerk he was, even before his betrayal. Remember, he befriended you just to use you to escape. You were a means to an end. Any kind of 'relationship' you thought you two had, was all made up in your head. In fact you could play the game with nothing but resentment toward to him, and the ending wouldn't change in context. Nothing was ever stated you were actually close friends, let alone lovers. Also the whole 'Wheatley's human form looks like Steven Merchant' thing, is more than a little disturbing to me. I mean, he's old enough to be a father to more than half the fandom. Not to mention the porn with his likeness, I mean...I don't know a whole lot about Mr. Merchant, but he is a real human guy being used as a template for the perverted fantasies of people who claim to be his fans. Isn't it kind of disrespectful? What are they really saying here? That he's been turned into a shallow construct of a sex object to be paired with an insane A.I or a mute lunatic, which are both avatars for the sexual frustrations of the fandom? Maybe I'm thinking too hard about this.

Don't even get me started with the terrible OOC GLaDOS fic I come across sometimes. Everyone seems to forget that she lives for science only. That is her only motive in life, nothing else. She let go of Chell because she was screwing up science. Remember those turrets singing to her as she was booted out? Who's to say GLaDOS won't leave them there in the off chance that mute lunatic were to get the idea to come back? She wanted her gone. She made a song for it. She means business. Science is serious business to her. Okay...I'll stop. Seriously though, this is an awesome troll fic!
kaimuki wahine chapter 1 . 4/5/2012
After not being able to read this after the first three tries and being able to finally read this, all I can say is... This was awesome. :O
INTELLIGENT DONKEY chapter 1 . 4/4/2012
LOL I LUVV DIS STOREE DESU BUT I think u shoud change the rating to m. cum and dildos, you know. probs dont want bunch a horny 14 year olds fapping to this shit XD THX 4 THE TROLLOLOLING!
GLaDOS is best pony chapter 1 . 4/4/2012
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING THIS!

you just managed to express exactly why this fandom is slowly driving me insane.

its like people forget to enjoy the characters for who they actualy are because they're to busy going 'OMGLOLROBOTP0RNZ! SMEXY ANIMU HUMAN WHEETLY!1!one1'
Sailor Water Dragon chapter 1 . 4/4/2012
Oh my God I can't stop laughing. You're my freaking hero *tips hat*

SWD
Not DP-shrine-in-closet-girl chapter 1 . 4/4/2012
OH MAH GAWWD! whats your problem? you don't understannd this game at all? Chell and wheatley are toooootally made for eachother and thaty are totally in luv with each in the game. Haven;'t you played it at all? I haven't played it because the puzzles are boring and wheatley isn't in it enough, but i saw all the clips on youtube, and no I haven't played portal 1, what of it? GLaDys is just a b**** and shouldn't be in the game unless she looks sexy... maybe WheatDOS is okay.. and ChellDOS but only iff wheatley gets Chell in the end becuse THEY ARE PERFECT AND YOUR NOT SO STOP BEING MEAN!

That was a joke. HA HA

I'm kidding, of course.

I think you are the best person in the world for making this. 3 It's unnerving how much sex and romantic relationships in general are in this fandom. This is funny and so true, no many how many reviews you get saying otherwise. Please, please, fandom just put some more purely cannon fics/art out there. I just want to read and enjoy the game I fell in love with, not everyone's headcanon or OTP.
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