Reviews for Would You Like Fries With That?
D.C. Sally chapter 1 . 7/9/2014
Absolutely hilarious! One of the more light hearted fanfics I've read in a long time.
Honeycloud of RiverClan chapter 1 . 9/17/2013
He's broke.

If he got fired for yelling in a McDonald's, you should write one where he's in a library...
inkedvigilante chapter 1 . 6/16/2013
Oohgood grief, dear Deutschland!
I can't. I just.

*u*

I have no WTF theories on why he's working there. Maybe the store managers were curious? Unless it was Prussia's own doing in secret.
OR plot twist. Denmark was behind this all along! I mean, of all the days it's when Germany's starting the job, he holds a "Tasting Party"? I thought he's already tasted every invention of the McD's in his years! So when Denmark held it on the day, he probably predicted a curious Prussia who would wander into the restaurant with friends to help out with the party, meeting Germany in the process AND embarassing him. Eh? Oh, that Dane...
Hokuto Uchiha chapter 1 . 5/21/2013
Poland made Germany work there after beating Germany in a drinking contest (well, he'd beat Doitsu in something like that, since he's POLAND, after all) XD
Rina of Cool chapter 1 . 4/1/2013
He was working at McDonald's because he and Japan dueled each other and Germany didn't truly believe in... the heart of the cards. He lost his soul and the only way he could get it back is if he worked at McDonald's. Hopefully he's learnt his lesson.
Nowaki Kamijou chapter 1 . 10/26/2012
Wait... why did Germany get fired? I wanted to see him a McDonald's.
Bonnie chapter 1 . 9/6/2012
WHAT? How dare he not show up at Denmark's party? For shame, Germany!
DTKforeveh chapter 1 . 7/16/2012
Your stories are amazing, FYI. :3
BUT...
This is why Germany is working at McDonalds...
So, one day, America came to Germany's place, and using his scary strength to drag poor Germany to LA. Apparently it was "American Bonding Day," though Germany doubted the holiday's existence. America said that on the "holiday" that people went out and bought each other McDonalds. So Germany did-after making sure America could never have children. He had America on the phone when he got there, who kept ordering more. And Germany's car was so damn small, he couldn't even fit the stupid Big Macs through the window! Germany ended up getting in a fight with the drive through people, who insisted that he pay them American money, and even though he could convert it, he didn't have enough money to pay off America's HEEUGGE burger bill. So Germany was sent to work off his debt, at McDonalds-Like Haruhi Fujioka-Where Sweden and Finland helped him pay it off, but the by the end of the day. He had to pay enough fines that he was back where he started.
DONE! :
LiechLiet chapter 1 . 4/20/2012
LOL at 'Meester' Germany... something very grave has happened to him if he is now working at McDonalds...
SailorZeldatheLightAlchemist chapter 1 . 4/8/2012
he was drunk... only explanation
Startled Boris chapter 1 . 4/8/2012
I have a theory - Angela Merkel, German Chancellor, has ordered him to - to make more money...

Or is he an undercover spy? or should I say shpy?

Or it's some weird dare by Hungary/Italy?
dyslexic-Carmie chapter 1 . 4/7/2012
Why are they all going to the same restaurant?
TheKazemaruSiblings chapter 1 . 4/7/2012
Isabella: HE WORKING THERE CUZ THE SMELL OF FRIED FOOD RELAXES HIM!

Kazemaru: HE UP TO HIS NECK IN DEBT TO PAY IT OFF HE WORKS AT THE ONLY PLACES WHICH WILL TAKE HIM

Isabella: HE WANTS TO PREPOSE TO ITALY BUT HE HASN'T GOT THE MONEY

Kazemaru: IT REMINDS HIM OF BEING IN BED WITH ITALY

Isabella: WE loved it so funny

Kazemaru: See ya on the other side BYE!
GretchenSmithWho chapter 1 . 4/7/2012
That was hilarious! I have two theories (one of which was thought up by a friend, but I'll say it anyways): 1) He lost a drunk bet, with either France or Seychelles, and 2) Hungary is blackmailing him and he has to make a fool of himself, or she'll release incriminating footage of him and Italy.