Oh this is quite amazing, I really wish we got more fanfics like this in the fandom !
(Honestly, I actually think Caster would kill himself if Saber said she will reward him with a kiss or something afterwards !)

"Yeah, it's hard being the most awesome person on Earth. But… it's the only way I know how to live. And really, who else could do it but me?" - Gilgamesh, King of Heroes.

A perfect mix of Gilgamesh humor and ego.

What the heck did I just read? Absolutely hilarious!

...this is absolutely incredible.

"How many Servants does it take to have a Holy Grail War? Seven. One to be me, and the rest to die!"

okay but legit that's a pretty badass line

that was one of the most perfect and beautiful things I have ever read.

This is so fucking good.

I have now added "Happiness Worm" into my dictionary after this. Dear gods, this is comedy gold!

Oh dear lord I forgot how funny this was!

This was a truly amazing read, had me laughing the whole way through. A friend of mine shared the link of this story to me through discord and I'm happy he did. This reads like an episode of an abridged series. Good work on this! It was truly uplifting to read something funny like this.

*Wheezing to death after laughing too hard*

*bursts into maniacal laighter

I had to pause every quarter way through just to laugh! Great work!

I was hoping for... nevermind...

You, sir (or ma'am) are a genius and have made my day. Thank you for writing something so hilarious.