|Reviews for The Orchard|
| The Reserved Reader chapter 1 . 5/4/2014
When I started reading I had no idea where this was going but I ended up really enjoying it. It had the perfect mix of humor, adventure, and smut. Favorite line, "... was this what was wrong with Anderson? Had too much sex caused some kind of cognitive failure?" I thought that was hilarious. Thanks for posting!
| Ostensibly Lucidina chapter 1 . 1/2/2014
Another hilarious one! The bit about Sherlock's body just mutinying him is too funny! I've gotten so many odd looks for my laughter I had to move the laptop to my room. (Which makes me feel like I'm some guy hoarding porn!)
| thegossipgirl34 chapter 1 . 12/19/2013
A very well done story and I do hope that you will write a sequel, pretty please?
| Guest chapter 1 . 12/10/2013
Hahahaha, I loved it! Well done :) the details were great and it made a great au. I couldn't stop laughing thru part of it!
| Sunfeather Angel chapter 1 . 10/16/2013
This was an awsome story! Your portrayal of Sherlock was very in character and his attempts to stop John were hilarious, and his comment about Anderson and sex? To die for! I laughed so much at that :D
| MrsNoggin chapter 1 . 8/16/2013
Perfect. Great story, great storytelling. A fine vein of humour throughout. It was an absolute pleasure to read, thank you!
| Guest chapter 1 . 8/15/2013
Loved this story!
| Motaku1235 chapter 1 . 7/26/2013
There aren't enough languages to describe how perfect that was.
| Angel10242 chapter 1 . 7/23/2013
I liked this story a lot! Made me giggle and was actually rather sweet too :)
| rosieiswatching chapter 1 . 6/7/2013
A really great fic. I loved the way in which John responded to Sherlock's "shyness". Great characterization!
| TheTruthInYourEyes chapter 1 . 5/26/2013
OMG! :))) Well, I don't know how old you are, you said you'd be "probably far too old to be writing fanfiction" but I can tell you that I c.e.r.t.a.i.n.l.y am too old for getting thrilled by such a story - yet I did. There.
Hilarious, sexy, exciting, hot, funny ... sort of 'dangerous' ;) ...and sooo Sherlock-y! :D Don't know what else to say ... just re-read the other reviews - it's all in there!
More of it, if convinent! ;))
| Kotori-Sensei chapter 1 . 4/6/2013
Love it! The plot, the sex, everything was perfect. What a great oneshot! Wish all of them were like this!
| chironsgirl chapter 1 . 3/20/2013
Now, look here...bwahahahaha! Famous last words.
| 666Neme666 chapter 1 . 2/8/2013
Bloody BRILLIANT! :D I have to go to school now, but I can assure you, I will be grinning like a fool all the way there (and maybe some more). ;) Fantastic! :D
| Doni chapter 1 . 2/4/2013
Now that was certainly a different way for them to meet. ;) Nicely done.