|Reviews for THE Talk|
| Vamp Chick 73 chapter 1 . 4/9/2014
Oh. My. God! I am LITERALLY ROTFLMFAO! Poor, poor Bella! And poor Charlie! Too funny!
| maniacalmuse chapter 1 . 4/24/2012
HAH! Ok, that was really cute. Going to dinner at Harry and Sue's after having them be her real-life examples? TRAGIC. Hahaha! Great job :)
| SagaDevotee chapter 1 . 4/22/2012
OH MY GOSH! I 'm pretty well blushing all over the place too! YOU NEVER use real ppl examples. poor kid! I blushed/laughed thru the whole story. well done. LOL
| Kourt17 chapter 1 . 4/22/2012
Bwahahahahahahaha...LOVE IT! My talk...hmmmm do not remember it being bad...I do know that my talk with kiddo was awkward...and I wanted to bleach my brain. So I have just told him girls are crazy...stay away...lol lets see how long that lasts. xo
| oh werd chapter 1 . 4/22/2012
Ahhh, so cringey and awful and hilarious! I seriously felt like laughing and vomiting, simultaneously.
| BettiGefecht chapter 1 . 4/22/2012
I don't know whether to laugh my bewbs off or to feel sorry for you, considering that this is based on your own experience. I guess I settle on the bewbs off thing. LOL.
Thanks for the invention of the moustached tomato.
| BestScentEver chapter 1 . 4/22/2012
How mortifyingly hilarious. I think I learned something!;)
| purelyamuse chapter 1 . 4/22/2012
This was super cute and fun! Perfect for the contest, I guess. Is it still going on? I'd like to read more entries.
| stormy54 chapter 1 . 4/22/2012
Oh. My. God.
| mugglemom08 chapter 1 . 4/22/2012
Bwahahahahaha! Oh, Charlie.
| jendill chapter 1 . 4/22/2012
| Violhaine chapter 1 . 4/22/2012
HAHAHAHAHA OMG! Knowing Charlie he really would've used the Clearwaters as his examples. Poor Bella. "Well lubricated vagina" is a phrase no young girl should ever hear coming from her father's lips. It's just wrong on so many levels and beyond. Thanks darling. This made me laugh out loud this morning.
| JGroIsMyEdward chapter 1 . 4/22/2012
LOL! OMG! Worst ever is probably correct! Maybe Charlie is a bit voyeuristic? Thinking about Harry & Sue in that way...couldn't just use "when a man & a woman..." it had to be "when Harry & Sue..." *creepy shiver* (great job BTW)
| cosmogirl7481 chapter 1 . 4/22/2012
Seriously, the entire idea of this makes me laugh non-stop. Of course, then you go and say stuff like "scrotum full of sperm" and I die! DIEEEE LAUGHING!
I can't even imagine discussing sex with my father. I just randomly text him oral-porn. Sooooo...there's that.
So goddamn funny!
ILY. So much
| Julia-S77 chapter 1 . 4/22/2012
The sex talk was hilarious! I really hope your talk wasn't that cringe worthy. The best part was then having to go to dinner at Harry clearwaters! X