|Reviews for The Real Life of E A Masen|
| Timy chapter 40 . 10/4
WOW! WOW! WOW! ...You are a terrific writer...I just LOVE your work (even though I just came across it)...it's soooo beautiful...cuts across all spheres of life...taught long life lessons, learnt new things and more...wow...WELL DONE...THIS IS A GREAT WORK!...
| Agonidzo777 chapter 40 . 7/28
I just read this funny and true life like story and really enjoyed it. I laugh til I cried. Loved it.
| b3j02 chapter 40 . 5/3
This story we as fabulous! Thank you for sharing!
| b3j02 chapter 39 . 5/3
Awww these have been great epilogues! I sad there is only one more chapter!
| BellaTesoro chapter 36 . 5/2
That was so freaking funny. Edward on Viagra is like someone with ADHD with caffeine, chocolate and sweets...If ever there was a man that did not need V it's this Edward. I'm curious if he ever used it again after this. I think not if Bella had anything to do with it. You can only stand a good thing for so long.
In case all my chapter reviews are already taken, I want to take the time to once again thank you for this refreshingly wonderful story. It had it all, love, marriage, delightful family and an Edward to die for. Thank you for keeping your story here for us to read and reread. I hope all is well in your world and that you come back and gift us with more stories like this one.
| b3j02 chapter 32 . 5/1
This chapter had me all up in my feels.
| BellaTesoro chapter 31 . 5/1
I wondered where Charlie was all this time. He rarely showed up at family gatherings so it was surprising that he called and wanted the family's blessing about him living with Sue. It does seem a little silly at this point that Bella's dad would be creeped out because his son in law writes authors stories with sex in them. Makes for fun to read though. I wasn't surprised Charlotte blurted out what she recently found out about her dad. She did tell her dad she felt badly that she was the last to know, she figured all the adult knew. I think it's time that Edward stops feeling like his career should be some dirty secret. He ought to feel proud and now that his kids are older he out to "come out of the closet" and be proud of his craft.
| BellaTesoro chapter 30 . 5/1
I know this is fan fiction and all that but if this were the real world where sex and everyone, daughters, sons, husbands, wives, brothers, friends, mothers and fathers...their sexuality pretty much an open book and how free they all are about things like...Edward walking in on his son with his girls nipple in her mouth and him thinking about how that's pretty normal and yes it is normal and natural to have sex...I'm probably not going to say this right but because Edward and the gang of parents are pretty out there with sex around the young ones...it's pretty natural that they'd be open about it too. So when sixteen year old Charlotte tries to seduce her older boyfriend using weed and all manner of female tricks, you've got to put some blame on the freedom surrounding this group. Young people have so much control of their hormones and they see their brothers and sisters having a go at sex and figure what the heck...let me throw my hat in the ring. On the other hand in regard to the story, it fit just right. Edward's reactions, over reactions and then his apology when he realized his daughter needed the talking to and Paul was the gentleman. I loved Edward sitting in the sandy beach and his little girl came out and worried she'd displeased her hero, her dad. That scene was so sweet. I love this story even more this second time...j/s
| BellaTesoro chapter 28 . 5/1
Edward's dream, reliving Char's beginnings was so lovely, it brought tears for some reason. I'm happy to know some of what you write, like Edward, is from your real life. Good to know this level of family happy is lived out in real life. From Jacob's graduation and his gratitude toward his parents to Edward all sorts of content with his wife and kids and life...who needs those millions if you have what Edward has...one of the loveliest chapters. Now to Oregon and I think some mishaps.
| b3j02 chapter 28 . 4/30
I love that (some? Most? All?) Of this is true!
| BellaTesoro chapter 19 . 4/30
Edward's mind is a scary place sometimes. He's inner rant about wondering if Bella would want him to marry Rose if she died and he seemed pretty ok with that line of thinking until he realized his buddy Emmett would have to die or Edward would be killed otherwise. Yeah Edward's mind is nuts sometimes. And for someone who's basically a smart guy and know his way around words, not being able to tell your wife what she needs to hear when the "does this make me look fat" is beneath Edward. But that's why we love this guy, he's all sorts of weird but loving to a fault. He was cute with Ethan and again, can't believe this seasoned stay at home dad of three kids, including a boy would not know to protect against being peed on. I'm still stuck on him whipping off the shirt and what a sight Rosalie was given with tatted shirtless Edward caring for a baby. Swoon worthy for sure.
| b3j02 chapter 27 . 4/30
I know I am reading this way after the fact so congratulations on your, what, 5 year old? That's awesome!
| BellaTesoro chapter 11 . 4/29
This is my second reading of this story and I'm loving it just as much as I did the first time. This is one of the few chapters I didn't review the first time so I'm able to write something now. The only thing that sticks out to me this go around that didn't the first is Edward and even the other parents, Charlie, crazy Renee etc who talk about their daughters and or sons body parts and them as sexual beings. Edward's all over his daughters "boobs" and he even went out of his way to say Charlotte's body is hot and he knows that boys are looking at her and using that visual to get off...idk, it's icky having a dad talking about their daughters as sexual objects like that. Other than that...LOVE this story and the humor in it.
| b3j02 chapter 23 . 4/29
This was pretty hilarious!
| b3j02 chapter 21 . 4/28
I need an Emmett in my life. I hope Bella and Edward keep baby Ethan so Rosalie and Emmett can reconnect. I truly did feel awful for her.