|Reviews for 51 Tints of Granite|
| Virtuous Vampire chapter 1 . 2/23
The preamble to the Declaration of Independence...I lost it there.
| Guest chapter 1 . 2/19
| Hardy-har-har chapter 1 . 1/11
| Sylleth chapter 2 . 1/6
This is gold...but I'm a bit concerned because in most moments I can't really tell that this is supposed to be a parody. Published book, ladies and gents...
| Teka chapter 4 . 12/16/2013
This is so hilarious. I love it. Please write more. I laughed so hard, I have a head ache.
| AlltheRightMoves16 chapter 1 . 10/30/2013
Oh. . My. . .God. . .I love this. Freakin' HILARIOUS, but not much different than the books actually o.O at least you don't comment on her 'inner goddess' as much. I swear if somebody ever says that to my face during the rest of my life, I will punch them in the face. Happily. ;)
| robbiemeka chapter 4 . 8/27/2013
Omg I'm dying with laughter, this is so funny
| Marc Dickason chapter 1 . 8/10/2013
The single greatest piece of literature I have ever read. :) No book deserved more of a good bollocking than this abomination. Wow, I laughed. During the book. But also during this satire.
| thandeka chapter 4 . 8/8/2013
OH..MY..GOD.. This story like wow. I laughed so hard my stomach hurts maybe i should see a doctor i am so confused lolllloolllolollolool
| Shinigami Gotenks chapter 4 . 6/10/2013
Thank you so much for this! I haven't laughed this hard in forever!
| zealousfreak27 chapter 1 . 6/4/2013
This is the most perfect thing ever to be put on the internet.
| aeva elementia chapter 4 . 3/14/2013
Oh Lord, this was awesome! I understand your reasons for this: the trilogy is utter horsecrap!
I'm still pissed that I bought all three, and now I can't make myself finish Book 2. :(
The things that are published nowadays... Yeesh.
| ordlas chapter 1 . 1/5/2013
omg, this is hysterical! my inner goddess is peeing her pants! wait, do inner goddesses have pants? maybe it's my subconscious. xxx ooo
| iwantsprezzatura chapter 4 . 12/30/2012
I found a link to your story on Jennifer Armintrout's blog and I'm so glad I clicked it! This is amazing, freaking hilarious, because it's spot-on. Ana's general stupidity, her dancing inner-goddess, those e-mails... You've done a great job :D
| Bonnie chapter 4 . 12/22/2012
Can you die from laughter? Because if so, I'm a goner!