Reviews for 101 Things Otto Must Not Do
Silverbengal chapter 1 . 2/15
Hahaha! This is so funny! I'm thinking of writing a story that shows what happens when Otto does each of these things.
Ironic Obsession chapter 1 . 11/3/2014
102. He must not bring Zero to class as show and tell
(you will only get this if you read the latest book)
Smart chapter 1 . 7/22/2014
I would totally do this if I went to the school I could say I'm relatived to Otto
violetmaid chapter 1 . 6/23/2013
This is realy cool! I agree with person who I cannot remember their name...you should put this into a different fanfic where he actually does this...
Trekkiewhoviansmurf chapter 1 . 3/30/2013
Love it. I think that Otto has enough of a sense of self-presivation to avoid doing most of them, and leaving a trace that it was him
spiritofhope chapter 1 . 3/23/2013
love 101
RecusantMaverick chapter 1 . 1/13/2013
This is probably the best funny H.I.V.E fic out there! Great job:)
Guest chapter 1 . 1/12/2013
This is amazing! I love it! I think I am going to print it out and stick it on my wall...
WingFanchuLover chapter 1 . 12/30/2012
Play 'I'm bringing sexy back' whenever somebody comes into Nero's office
theredheadedleague chapter 1 . 12/22/2012
Wow, very nice!
Magic Cabbage chapter 1 . 11/18/2012
Okay imagining these were hilarious. And these three made me laugh the most:
60. Nero is not his "sugar daddy"
61. Nor is he "bringing sexy back"
62. And broadcasting either of these over the intercom is wrong.

Great job :D
Iridescence of the RainWings chapter 1 . 10/27/2012
(ROFL) oh god (LOL some more) 85 (wheezes) has got to be... (coughs) a stroke of otto/Artemis fowl genius. (ROFL to start the cycle again) THANK YOU!
Guest chapter 1 . 9/9/2012
a) trying to give nero a heart attack by altering hivemind to look like overlord is a VERY stupid idea
b) can u write a story where he does every single one of those things ?
Guest chapter 1 . 7/28/2012
I loved it. Here's another one: trying to escape from h.i.v.e in a wardrobe then a submarine will only result in Dr. Nero catching him and saying I told you so
Mosgem chapter 1 . 7/20/2012
I've read this like ten times, and it still makes me laugh! so funny :D
how about:
He may not hijack the P.A system
styling lucy's hair to look like the Contessa is mean
he may not call Laura Snaps (as in ginger snaps)
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