|Reviews for CAPTAIN GIRARDI|
| Guest chapter 2 . 9/21/2013
Hello Ladies, Please Take A Few Minutes And Enjoy My True Stories About The Wonderful World Of Key Lime Pies As Well As The Magic Of The Most Beautiful And Gorgeous...“Mrs. Anita Pelaez”... Wife Extraordinaire And The Beauty Queen... Of The Key Lime Pie World...“Oh”, What An Honor That Must Be...
Elwood Blues Here,
“AAHHH”, Yes, May Each One Of You Enjoy Your Very Own Key Lime Pie Baked by The Lovely And The Most Gracious,…"Mrs. Anita Pelaez" and Her Handsome And Dashing Husband ….The World Famous
Deep Sea Underwater Diver And Treasure Explorer And Hunter
Extraordinaire "Captain Kutchie Pelaez"...Who Many Have Called The Most Interesting Man In The World, Others Even Have Called Him The Modern Day "Hemingway"...A Real Character Thats For Damn Sure!...Together The Proud Owners Of Asheville’s Own ..."Anita And Kutchie Pelaez’s Key Lime Pie Factory And GRILL, Conveniently Located Near The Biltmore House And Estate In That Beautiful City. That's Known As Heaven On Earth Whenever "Mrs. Anita Pelaez" Is Anywhere Near... “AAHHH",.. The Magic Of Anita Pelaez And Her
KEY LIME Pies... Voted The Country’s Favorite Key Lime Pies For The Past 38 Consecutive Years!
…..That Babe Can Bake Me A Pie Anytime She Wants Too.
And For You Guys, Listen Up Here!
Turn You’re Ladies On In Extra High Heat Mode "Easily", Just By Seducing Her With “Anita Pelaez’s”... Ultra-Sexy Key Lime Pies!..You Know The Pies That
Her And Her Famous Husband Captain Kutchie Have Been Baking The For Last 40-Years Over At Their Key Lime Pie Factory Near the Biltmore House and Estate In NC.,..Yeah, That’s The Ones, You Dirty Minds! (Shame On You.)
Anita’s World Famous Key Lime Pies Will Light Her Candle And Make
Her Hard To Handle. Guaranteed That She Will Get A-Hold Of You’re Handle Too….Your Boy Elwood Here Says,….”AAHHH”, The Magic Of "Mrs. Anita Pelaez"..And Her Key Lime Pies!
“Yeah”, You’ll Be “AAHHH-ING” Too!…So Put Your Faith In Anita’s Magical Key Lime Pies.
In Other Words... "Keep The Faith Baby".
what they are all saying true about how eating those World Famous Key
Lime Pies Baked In The Carolina Mountains By The Former Miss Florida USA And High Fashion And Swimsuit Model …”Mrs. Anita Pelaez”, ….Surely Everyone Has Heard Or Read By Now That Consuming Her Wonderful Key Lime Pies Has The Ability To Cause The Male Penis Length To Increase 50% Or More. And The Girth Of The Erect Male Penis To Increase To Six-Inches AROUND!….”WOW”, And Add To The Fact That Her Pies Have Been Known To Make Males Multiorgasmic / That's One Orgasm One After Another With Little Or No Reflationary Period In Between Ejaculations Is Nothing Short Of Awesome!. Why, It’s A Miracle If You Ask Me.. "HELL" It's A Miracle If You Don't Ask Me!..Anyway, You Can Count Me In On That,… That’s For Damn Sure!,…."Mrs. Anita Pelaez" Is Surely "The Undisputed Queen Of Key Lime Pies".. That’s For Sure…
Yes, There Was A Time For Decadent Key Lime Pies. Pies made And
Baked With Love And Caring With The Original Family Recipe Just Like Grand-Ma And Grand-Pa Baked Back In The 1920'S In Old Key West... And Do You Know What?...That Time Is Now Or Perhaps Next Week-End Or Whenever The Magical Mood Hits You, Just Simplie Click Your Heels Together And Find Your Rainbow At…..”Anita and Kutchie Pelaez's" Key Lime Pie Factory And Grille’, Conveniently
Located In Asheville, NC., Near The Biltmore House And Estate….
Yes The First Lady Of Key Lime Pies,..”Mrs. Anita Pelaez” Named Her Latest Book..“For You’re Pies Only”...And Indeed They Surely Are.
…Count Us In Darling, Sweetheart, Please Wrap-Us Up A Dozen Pies
To-Go!…We’re Gettin The Band Back Together…..
I Know That Your Not Going To Believe This When You First Read It.
Don’t Worry, I Didn’t Believe It Either At First. My Dear Wife Insisted
Or As She Said, That She Was Going To Cut Me Off. Now I Like My Nooky As Well As Anybody But When She Starts talking About Cutting Me Off. Well,
Lets Just Make A Long Story Short, If You Want To Continue Eating At
The (Y), Then You Had Better Listen To What Mama Is Whispering Into Your Ear. Get The Damn Pies, Enjoyed Them With The Little Lady And Die A Happy Man. End Of Story.
People, If You Want To Have A Lot More Sex, And Who Doesn't? Then
You Need To Start Eating A Lot More Of Anita And Kutchie Pelaez’s World Famous Key Lime Pies!... They Work Every Darn Time!
…One Eyed Willie…Smooth Willie…Be Good Willie!…Elwood Blues…Darling,..Don’t Go Breaking My Heart!
"Honey", What’s the number to the Key Lime Pie Factory?…We’re Out Again!
World Famous Captain Kutchie Pelaez Of Key West. "Kutcharitaville".
Fame Was Recently Spotted Down In Old Town Key West At Sloppy Joe's Bar Partying With His Old Compadres,...Captain Yankee Jack Of The Bull Fame,...Micheal McCloud Of Schooner's Wharf Fame...Captain Tony Tarracino Of His Own Saloon Fame,...Jimmy Buffett Of Margarativille Fame,...Captain Teri Levi Of Lum's Fame,...Missing Was The Late Great Mel Fisher...Also Missing Was The Late Great Treasure Hunter Captain Roger Burleson And The Late Great Roger "Moon Dog" Turner.,..The Famous Group Of Compadres Were Said To Be Drinking Doubles And Causing Just Lots Of Some Mild-Kind Of Troubles, But Nothing The Waitresses Couldn't
Handle. It Seems That All Of The Team Mates Were Wearing..."Captain
Kutchie T-Shirts!...We Were Wondering Where They Might Have Gotten Those T-Shirts?..."HUMM" You Don't Think It Was From...?.?.?...
Kinda Like Captain Kutchie Says... "I Bet You Can't Say Happiness With Out Saying Penis".
I Guess No Key Lime Pie Story Would Be Complete Without Saying,
"AAHHH", The Magic Of Anita Pelaez And Her Key Lime Pies...
You Know-...It's No Wonder That She's America's Sweet Heart!
| CharlesTheBold chapter 3 . 5/15/2012
Clever, logical ending to the mystery. Of course we readers had an advantage over Will: we knew the culprit couldn't have been any of the people who show up in later stories, like Carlisle, Lucy, or Lou Marks, while Will had to suspect all of them.
| Jillian chapter 3 . 5/12/2012
An exciting conclusion, but I think it could have used a calming down period after the action. If you were aiming for the cliff-hanger feel, you missed, IMHO. The cliffhanger moment would have been when he raised the gun to his head but before he fired. Also, you should know that a cop knows to put the gun to his chin and shoot up. Shooting a gun at your temple is not always fatal, even at close range, and no one wants to risk surviving something like that.
| CharlesTheBold chapter 2 . 5/7/2012
I like the way you use the mystery to build up a complex portrait of the victim, even though we never see her alive.
| CharlesTheBold chapter 1 . 5/5/2012
Good mystery. So far I have no idea who did it, particularly since the most obvious suspects - Mr. Rove and Lew Marks - appear later in your stories. Nice to see Rebecca again; I never understood why she left the show so quickly, after being written in as Kevin's girlfriend. I presume Joan will be helping out her father, with invisible aid from her Friend.
| Jillian A.K chapter 1 . 5/4/2012
Wow, what a story. But I don't think it would take the cops that long to realize where the knife came from. As soon as you had a number of cops vaguely remember it, I knew it had to be on display somewhere in the building. If I, the reader, could figure that out, I'm sure the professional investigators could also.
I assume this is not a part of your imaginary third series?
Looking forward to more.