Reviews for No Light No Life
XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 27 . 7/23/2014
i feel that with ava around damon and stefan act more like brothers. haha alaric runs when he hears them arguing. i love reading ava damon and stefan when they are at home together. haha even when not trying she pours her drink on tiki. aw looks like ava took over for gran with yelling stuff during speeches. wow tiki bitch she even said sorry you just always have to start shit. 'ava thats a flower pot' 'dont care' lol. haha poor jeremy got the pot of paint in his face that was meant for tiki and then she ran into stefan while trying to get away and stefan has taken over protective older brother role which sadly includes lecturing her when she does something to get in trouble. 'bitch its always the hot ones who are psycho i thought we had something special and' ava like there was actually something between her and mason. elena idiot like she would actually stay behind stefan and damon are her family now she would never leave them to be killed by carolines mom. bitch liz dont point your fucking gun at ava.
XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 26 . 7/23/2014
hahah she stole some mans fries and when he complains she says 'your meant to be on a diet so shoo go away these are mine'. 'oh hi hottie i mean mason. hi youre hot and hi and shit why isnt anyone shutting me up' and when he hugs her gets a grin 'youre so hard i mean strong sturdy' oh god i love her haha she says she is single when mason asked her about her date. the sunlight seemed to energize her i wonder if that will mean anything or if it just feels good. oh shit did damon get her drunk so she wouldnt go on a date? he should know she is going to be completely oblivious to him wanting her until he literally tells her. hahah holy shit i forgot how much i love drunk ava! haha jenna and ava the little pig thing! oh god tears in my eyes from laughing so hard especially when she accidently spit on jenna! 'this music is great' 'ava there is no music' oh man i hope we see drunk ava again. aw little ava use to follow mason around. 'to mason for being hot' ah love ava! haha jeremy recording drunk ava jumping into the freezing pond. haha poor mason she latched onto you when you were leaving. oh god poor ava she puked on her date. god I wish someone would kill Katherine already she is more annoying then she usually is in your stories
XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 25 . 7/23/2014
oh my god that robe on her is so fucking adorable! haha when she answered the door 'its ric' 'dont know a ric to early go away' while slamming the door in his face. haha spits it back into the cup and gives it back to elena like elena would still want it. hm i wonder what that book is maybe somethink like the grimoire is to bonnie but like for ava and what she is whatever that is. haha holy shit even with her gran not there she still gets in trouble with the police. lol love how shes going on about how hot mason is and damon gets jealous. fae? is that what she is? I wonder how she will be able to read the book its not in brail
XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 24 . 7/22/2014
haha stefan runs in with a tea towel over his junk when ava yelled for him. lol poor stefan like a parents when damon and ava start arguing. haha ava arguing with some random old man named fred the whole chit/shit thing and 'your family is thinking of dumping you in a retirement home' 'wait what' lol poor man. haha jeremy and ava are always fun to read. haha poor ava getting a bunch of animals she probably didnt want because of some guy competition. haha ava always messing with jeremy love how she told chris jeremy was into him will be hilarious when we see jeremy again. aw mother hen stefan is adorable when it comes to ava. hm so werewolf thoughts are fuzzy but only when they have completed the transformation. funny ava is always right first about the vampire weapon and then about him being a werewolf but they always take her ideas as a joke. her gift is developing so she made bonnie feel like her head was splitting and her eyes flashed white but that was while being very emotional i wonder what she can do if she can control it.
XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 23 . 7/22/2014
oh god five year old ava calling her teddy bear a bitch after learning it from her gran calling mrs lockwood one. oh damn freak out like sookie did when her gran died and she heard everyones thoughts lol only know that cause oddly enough my grandpa watches the show. aw damon and stefan comforting her when she first went home. hm so she is moving in with damon and stefan that will be interesting. 'stuck with the pair of us' thats cute i love stefan ava and damon I really think they will be the main factor in her healing and putting herself back together.
XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 22 . 7/22/2014
she was being annoying so i pickpocketed her lol only gran. haha 'boo you suck thats not a marching band' love gran! aw damon getting her on the float for her and her gran since it was something her gran and mom did but bitch carol wouldnt let her do. haha and she hit tina in the face on accident and her gran yelled 'hey fatty' at some poor kid in her way and shoved him when he didnt move and once again running from the police and damon left her and had to run back. cause chaos that makes everything less boring your just a bitch carol. jeremy is such a fucking dick ava has no say in what elena does to him sure she can try to stop elena but jeremy isnt her brother so she has no say in what elena does. oh my god the thing affects her to? i was wondering if it would. oh my god no gran ava needs you. oh damn her mind lashed out sending bonnie to her knees thats new and useful if it can work on vampires. fuck bonnie bitch cause of your stupid need for revenge you got her gran killed. stupid fucking bitch Katherine I hope ava kills you
XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 21 . 7/22/2014
poor damon usually he has trouble saying he is in love and ava isnt making it easier by being completely oblivious as saying what isobel said was complete crap when he went to explain. hm so her mother had the same gift
XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 20 . 7/22/2014
poor damon ava always throwing up on his shoes. funny but she was right it is a thing against vampires. haha ava and her gran she jumped out of the leafs and almost gave her gran a heart attack her grans revenge make her run around the yard like an idiot believing she was chasing her with a shot gun. haha gran is wonder woman she was magneto but she got demoted lol. elena 'the girl' jeremy 'bat man' haha damon 'aqua man' cause he is a sucky hero lol. haha ava 'want a gun i mean in case anything happens' 'since when can you get a gun' 'gran' shouldnt have even had to ask that damon. haha ava convicing henry damon is gay. haha locked out so gran makes you climb through the window
XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 19 . 7/22/2014
grans threat to wake her is she will tell her of the night she lost her virginity. haha her gran will spike her drinks!? i seriously love her gran! oh jesus these fights with tiki are hilarious cause tiki always loses and looks like a bitch. haha even alaric thinks its hilarious. haha alaric can only shut her up for like two seconds. damon starts of with a great compliment then goes perverted by hey wouldnt be damon without them. haha ava giving advice on how to climb out the window. oh shit poor ava stuck under the bed with her gran while people are having sex and her and her gran are just listening to music and texting. shit i wish you would write the full version of these stories. ava 'were not talking about you you know your blood addiction cause thats rude dude you got major problems just saying'. i don't see why damon would kiss elena its obvious he wants ava besides so far nothing indicates that you have kept that part of him being attracted to elena so it would be weird if he kissed elena
XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 18 . 7/22/2014
last time they got their own ride a cop car pulled up and her gran got done for indecent exposure jesus i love hearing stories of the crazy shit her and her gran did. i wish you would do oneshots of them since we only get a little flash of the story. oh my god she told everyone her teacher was having an affair!? haha poor ava trying to tell john he isnt creepy but making it worse. haha i love her and jeremy its like siblings trying to one up the other by getting the remote or front seat first. haha ava forging her grans signature cause her gran said she needed to practice it wow. actually elena retard it would probably be safer for them to know so they can wear/drink vervain and know not to invite someone in. haha her grans message to let her know she is gone. haha i adore reading jeremy and ava! haha they ripped the box and covered john in rice!ava just says they had sex together like its nothing and just keeps eating while they all star in disbelief. poor damon ava always hits him with a lamp. oh jeez now that jere said they would end up in a cop car her and her gran probably will again. haha jere you cant pay back on ava she will just tackle your ass. ih god stefan of couse she will drink it if you dare her to oh god you got her drunk the night will not end well. lol ava and claudine are both drunk something is gonna happen. ah drunk stefan and ava are interesting together. oh jeez drunk ava has deemed stefan her bitch and tells him he isnt when he stops giving her alcohol. damn good thing elena just thought you were drunk when you told her you read minds. oh god drunk ava is apparently willing to flash someone. haha drunk ava and stefan dancing love them! 'shut up damon stefan is my bitch' stefans respones 'hell yeah what was it ava hoes before bros' damon 'wait did i get called a hoe' love stefan and ava and i love them drunk together its hilarious! haha matt 'wanna make out' 'fuck off im not that drunk'. haha puked in some guys cup and gave it back to him. oh god her gran booing john and yelling get off the stage. 'bye carlos' 'my name is ben' lol ava. oh shit her gran smashed some dudes windows and now they are running from the cops. 'go without me' 'okay' 'no you little shit come.. run they got a gun' oh my god she was tased holy shit this is seriously one of the funniest stories i have ever read i love it! oh jesus damon recorded it. oh god you should just do a story of ava and her gran and all the crazy shit they do. lol in the back of a cop car her gran coos about the flower damon gave her. oh my god just realized that ava and damon are perfect she is like a crazier version of him just without the killing and blood drinking damon does. jesus such a long review
XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 17 . 7/21/2014
oh so we learned something more of her parents they died in a thunderstorm so thats why she is scared of them. lol ava and damon arguing on whether he bitches or not. haha damy wamy bet he just loved that! haha ava 'what when i get anxious i have to pee'. good store that brick away could be useful later and the dart you snuck in your pocket. oh damn damon is going to be so mad when he sees you smashed his window. wow pretty badass taking down that vamp in the bathroom. haha ava distracting them by talking about ipods. aw she saved harper! she was pretty bad ass until she accidently hit damon with the lamp. her and damon are so adorable! i cant picture her in miss mystic falls anyway isnt that only for the founders?
XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 16 . 7/21/2014
hahah i love ava and her gran and their screaming conversations! haha what her and her gran got taken to jail and bailed by elenas parents!? caroline can be such a bitch sometimes. oh my god poor ava her first date ended with her gran starting a bar fight and jenna with a black eye. haha gran asking if they are having and orgy when ava said they were busy with each other. she just has no verbal filter. haha ava and gran dissing kelly by finishing each others sentence and then cackling. haha jeez ava and gran starting bar fights. haha poor jenna passed out drunk and ava makes her pay the cab fare since she will be to slow to realize what she said.
XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 15 . 7/21/2014
jeremy and ava fighting for pop tarts cute. lol she snuck into their house and hid behind the door to easedrop four time. haha your gran can hac goverment data base!? or is she kidding? haha gran having a go at kelly and then blaming jenna and elena when carol snapped at them. haha alaric should have known ava and her gran would do something like cheer loudly for him. haha i love ava and her gran at the bachelor thing.
XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 14 . 7/21/2014
aw i love reading ava and stefan they got the whole best friend/sibling vibe and i love it! 'stefan deserved that didnt you?' and he nods lol i love them! is her gran names claudette or claudine? hehe sheila is a lot like her gran. haha her grans opinion of katherine 'bitch so she was out the whole time such a whore'. oh god i cant picture gran with out sheila they were kind of a duo in my head.
XxBlindXxAngelXx chapter 13 . 7/21/2014
haha shoved damon down the stairs totally deserved it good thing hes a vampire and heals fast. haha poor jere always getting hit by ava first the cupboard then the phone. haha her and jeremy are cute to read. haha poor ava on a date and her gran shouts boring and gave him a dressing down. lol ava 'is she a nutter? or have a strange fetish?' her first questions love her. felt like she was burning on the inside so she is affected badly by their blood. hers eyes and insides felt like they were burning shit thats bad. i hope she tells stefan about the mind reading thing cause she really needs someone besides her gran to talk to about it and understand if she blurts out stuff even when she isnt asked or being talked to
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