Reviews for Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess
Tyracus chapter 3 . 3/12
The taco cart line killed me as did Joker/Tali betting on the Cerberus base.

Edi channeling some old lore AI in her introduction. Is there a Doctor Polito somewhere on staff working systems analysis? Makes me want to break out System Shock 2 again or maybe pick up the 1 remake since I've never played that one. I like how you even called it out as well, man that was such a head trip the first time I got to that part of the game. Bonus points for Tali calling Cerberus on their task failed successfully moment.

Liara also conning everyone in the long game while they think she's a sheep to shear is fun as well. Got a bit too much of her parents in her for that to be an option.
Vyktor chapter 5 . 1/28/2023
Wuffles just destroyed the Reapers logic and deemed them as stupid rambling childs needing to be cared for... Savage...
Trahald of Uru chapter 3 . 6/15/2022
“So," he says, "Does that mean the Normandy killed all the scientists and took over the base?"

First thing I thought was “No, but we built it around the killer VI from Luna Base, so there’s always tomorrow…”
Isaasol2 chapter 1 . 6/12/2022
Okay... what Sailor Moon bullshit is this?
dantezess chapter 1 . 1/23/2022
Well, this certainly has my attention. Although, I was getting a bit worried that Jane would be stuck on that planet till ME2, so the Stations of Canon could happen. I'm immensely relived that that didn't happen.
anonanon chapter 4 . 1/2/2022
Hana imagined he might be gathering intel on Mist since the chunin exams gave him what was basically free reign to wander

free rein / rein in /etc.
Idiom is about horse reins.
Shahismael chapter 19 . 8/20/2021
I am embarrassed to say that I didnt know about this story until it was recently recommended to me.
This is a marvellous piece of work that actually moved me at points that I wasnt expecting from it.
Thank you very much and keep up the excellent work!
BiscuitCultist chapter 6 . 6/16/2021
This story goes from funny but still understandable to drug-fueled haze. I made it 6 chapters and now I'm so lost it has become unreadable.
oracleks44 chapter 4 . 4/2/2021
This is one of the funniest things I've read in a while and in loving it.
clonezero chapter 2 . 8/7/2020
I hate you for the sole fact that I now have images of Hanar Bondage in my head.
davidiscoolya113 chapter 4 . 3/17/2020
A self insert is standing in front of the Senate, wearing what looks like combination crisis armor, Master Chief Halo armor it's has technology from iron Man armor and AI system in the storage system from Doom but expanded upgraded the helmet has a miniature Arc reactor it installed in it the chest plate has a miniature art has a couple of miniature Arc reactors the belt has miniature Arc reactors and one big Arc reactor as a belt buckle miniature Arc reactor has lined up on the gauntlets same thing on the boots also a black side cape also using the holographic projection technology Tony Stark has created his own omni-tool anyway so he explains to the Senate that he's a time traveler and Chrono technology we developed in the far future got rid of these psychic parasites known as the leviathans the influence on mankind is currently a very extremely low-level and it comes spikes when they expose themselves element zero element zero for all races, he further explains it acts like a carrier hub and explains how a carrier hub copy signals of transportation carry the signal to the next carrier hub until it reaches its destination, anyway, so explains element zero acts like a carrier hub but for psi that the Leviathans live in a water world with huge amount pressure in process the leviathan's call assuming direct control or it's lesser variant influencing it's the equivalent of you taking a SATs test and it's multiple choice they remove all the beneficial options and their typical MO it's leaving behind technology for races to find to study so we would follow down on Pacific technological path they can predict. They screwed up made a crazy AI that proceeded to go all Borg from startreck on them and that he's hoping to prevent humanity from dieing due to a small Gene pool by fixing things in the past so as to prevent it from happening.
Akuma-Heika chapter 4 . 2/17/2020
Well this has definitely been a fun read. I got a rec for this, and am happy I followed up. Have to admit, when I read the title, I first thought Solar (due to the Glorious in the title and the meme) but then really looked at the title, and was expecting it to be a Infernal Shepard (Glorious Shotgun Princess, GSP aka Green Sun Prince[ss]).
Truffalot chapter 1 . 7/29/2019
This story was interesting to start off but you know how in school your English teacher would sayWrite as if your reader has no prior information and explain everything to them". This is the exact antithesis of that. It starts off quirky and interesting but then the further along it gets, the more acid the author is taking while writing. Even if you know the source material about exalted it still won't make sense and is absolutely insane. Fun first few chapters but definitely had to drop it.
HA4e chapter 2 . 7/3/2019
*Shadow Broker merc plunges his Omni-blade into Shepard*

"I can't believe I'm asking this... But are you in yet?"


I already read the first few chapters before, and just wanted to leave reviews. I predicted Garrusmobile.
HA4e chapter 1 . 7/3/2019
Damn, Shepard in her SSJ Form with Albert Wesker matrix moves, makes Albert Wesker look like normal Albert Wesker.

Yeah, I agree with Shep on thermal clips, why have limited ammo when you had unlimited ammo in the first game? And did Legion think Shepard was using the thermal clip as a sex toy? Oh lord...

I also love how Legion is now called Wuffles.
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