It’s been 27 chapters and I have been reading for at least 5-6 hour straight but still feel like it’s just a blink of eyes. Thank you for writing such an amazing story. I love how you portray all the characters. I love the slow burn relationship between Harry and Draco (oh man I live for this pairing, I don’t understand why there are stupid psycho hate comments against them. They are my OTP and they are gold and brilliant and fascinating and I won’t accept other objection! The pairing brightens me up when I have a hard time so they have a very special meaning in my heart) Thank you so much, I’m glad I find this story and took time to read it.

Oh myyyy this is perfect the plot the flow the event all the situations are perfect

This chapter is adorable

Hahaha this chapter is so good.

Awwww I love how you portray Scorpius

This is so beautiful. I fall in love with the story already. I love the idea of harry being a pre-elementary school teacher, it suits him somehow. Can’twait to read more!

(How a straight!Harry dimension hopping would really deal with bent4draco!Harry)

WORLD #333 – The One with No Excuse
A.K. recognized Number Four Privet Drive immediately. While never really a good sign, it wasn't necessarily a bad one either. He snuck his way quietly into the house. He double-checked the cupboard under the stairs out of habit, though he could tell there wasn't anyone in there.

When he got to the littlest bedroom, better known as Dudley's former second bedroom, he pressed his ear up to the door. Only a soft breeze and the sound of sleeping could be heard, so he cast a silencing charm and made his way on in. Harry's bed had been magically enlarged to a respectable looking Queen size, and he saw a pair of pale feet sticking out from under the massive fluffy looking comforter.

A.K. thought there seemed to be a few more lumps than normal, and as he looked around the room he saw not one, but two magical trunks. A.K. bent down to take a peek in them and in the first found his old Invisibility cloak, some Gryffindor robes, and the Marauder's Map. All perfectly normal things that brought A.K. comfort to see. Then he looked into the second trunk and found a bottle of hair gel. This was certainly different. It was when he pulled out another school robe, but this time with the emblem of Slytherin on it, that A.K. stumbled backwards in surprise.

"Wha-" A muffled voice called out from under the comforter. "What's going on?" Harry's head came peeking out from the covers. Only it was the bottom of the covers right next to the pale feet that now appeared to not belong to Harry.

A blonde head popped out from the top of the covers, slowly waking up as well. "Yes, love? Something the matter?"

Harry cracked open an eye to see the sheer disgust and horror on the face of the strange man in his room. He closed his eyes again, wondering if he could go back to sleep. Harry tiredly asked, "Who are you?"

"Avada Kedavra!" A.K. called out hitting the sleepy, young Malfoy scion in the face.

"Avada Kedavra?" the exhausted Harry said as he tenderly rubbed his lover's feet. "That's a pretty silly name," he explained with his wrist bent lazily. "How's aboots I call you A.K. instead?"

"Avada Kedavra!" A.K. insisted aiming towards Harry, who just happened to sit up at the right moment and missed being hit by only millimeters.

"Fine, fine, no nicknames. Got it." Harry said as he leaned backward towards Draco, tiredly wiping the crust from his eyes. He was showing a fair amount of asscrack through the top of his pajama pants. "Drakey Poo? Why isn't my Silver Serpent ticklish anymore?"

A.K. stepped forward and made sure not to miss this time. "Avada Kedavra!"

And just like that Harry Potter was dead.

A.K. just shook his head in disappointment. "How many of these goddamn worlds are there?"

While A.K. wasn't homosexual, and therefore didn't have the best judgment when it comes to attractive males, he still had to admit he could probably do better than Ron. Maybe someone like Oliver or even Seamus. Hell, Bill or Charlie might swing that way. But it doesn't matter what twisted justification a Harry makes. There's no excuse for Malfoy. Or Snape. Ever. Ever ever.

A.K. frowned looking at Harry's surprisingly fit and toned dead body next to the sickly pale ferrety thing...

Anyone shipping Harry & Malfoy is despicable & gets what they deserve.

Fuck you Drarry writers - there's a specific special place in the hottest hells reserved just for you creepy moron authors.

I LOVED THIS LMAO

This chapter was EVERYHTING

PLS DRACO AND SCORPIUS RELATIONSHIP IS SONFUNNY BUT HARRYBAND SCORPIUS ARE SWEET AF

Honestly, I haven’t read the story I’m just here to comment on the haters. I think it’s hilarious that people can post hate on your story but refuse to be logged in so that you know who it is. Hiding behind a screen won’t protect them forever. Keep writing, I’m sure you’re doing an amazing job

I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOUR WORK!
This chapter is awesomeee! Pure gold!
Thank you so so much for sharing this!

Wonder why Andromeda ins't here...

Huh?How come they're not seeing each other's faces? Aren' they talking by floo?

Oh god I am loving this story