Reviews for Come Dine With Me: Bring Your Own Milk
Firenze Fox chapter 1 . 11/19/2015
I should really, really be doing my homework right now.
Eh, screw it, I've got caffeine.
This was absolutely hilarious, well done! Off to see what else you have now!
Keep writing!
CarlisleLover1234 chapter 1 . 8/22/2015
The jokes in this story literally killed me. I have never laughed so hard at a fan fiction. Awesome job! :D
marketeerbubbles chapter 1 . 10/22/2013
this is wonderful :)
Guest chapter 1 . 9/2/2013
Omg this is sooooo good! I laughed so hard! I loved the drinking game lol!
captainkyburz chapter 1 . 7/28/2013
Oh I love this. Very... interesting.
Dalek Warrior chapter 1 . 7/13/2013
This is the most hilarious Sherlock fanfic I've ever read!
ILB chapter 1 . 6/17/2013
Fantastic story!
scuttlesworth chapter 1 . 9/21/2012
"Oh, good. It's been so long since we had a decent war." - choked on my grapefruit & hit myself on the head. Hard. (forgot I was wearing rings.) (wedding rings which never come off.) (been married more than 15 years now.) (I'm an idiot.)

"Cope with it? My self-worth is like a dragon."
"Fierce?"
"Non-fucking-existent."
-choked on grapefruit again. This time I managed not to hit myself.

"Should you be cooking?"
"Who gives a shit? Sherlock and Mycroft are having a drinking competition. I'd have left Afghanistan for this."
-managed not to spit the grapefruit out onto the keyboard. So proud of myself!

"You sound almost disappointed, Lestrade," Sherlock commented.
"I've just lost a fair amount of bets," he said gloomily.
-Banged knuckles on table. On purpose.

Story finished. Grapefruit finished. Face hurts from grinning. This is *fantastic*. Thank you!
karlisleShu chapter 1 . 9/8/2012
I love this story! :) Great writing!
Chjajcjjslakncjska chapter 1 . 9/6/2012
OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS! This is BY FAR the funniest fic I have read on this site so far. LOVED IT!
thetravelinglemon chapter 1 . 7/27/2012
Aww this is brilliant and it really really made me laugh - thank you so much! You're brilliant!
Cristalake chapter 1 . 7/20/2012
awwww. )
Bronze Cat chapter 1 . 6/3/2012
This made me laugh!b:D I was expecting Mycroft not to cook anything. And it's sweet that Greg kept the picture.
chironsgirl chapter 1 . 6/3/2012
This is a joy. Completely. I love Greg.