Reviews for A CAVE Story Unabriged
TurretTimmy chapter 3 . 10/22/2013
What. The heck? LOL.
SpecstacularSC chapter 1 . 4/1/2013
"So in his daze he stumbled to the left instead of the right, which showed just how stoned he was (because everyone knows video game players never start a game going left. Duh)"

Metroid - Samus starts off by going LEFT.
Zelda 2 - Link starts off going LEFT.
Lost Odyssey - after preliminary boss fight, Kaim goes LEFT to proceed.

Getting my gist here? Your video game player argument would have more weight if certain video games didn't require that the protagonist move in the direction you claim is impossible for them to go whilst sober.

Also, the parentheses are unnecessary, as your idea in parentheses is a direct continuation of the previous idea outside of parentheses.
Sami Danohk chapter 3 . 2/1/2013
I could barely read this through all my laughing. I was practically ROFL...except I wasn't on the floor, so that would be impossible. Anyway, yeah. Absolutely hilarious.
Guest chapter 3 . 12/28/2012
Da Fudge did I just read?XD
Guest chapter 1 . 12/4/2012
I don't even know what the fuck this is... The concept is nice but the writing is just awful.
Esper14 chapter 3 . 6/14/2012
This made my day. dB