Reviews for Obama Love Hot Dog
Guest chapter 1 . 11/19/2021
Aaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Barack Obama chapter 1 . 5/5/2020
I like hot dogs as much as the next person, but I don’t like them THAT way.
Barack Obama chapter 1 . 5/5/2020
I like hot dogs, but not THAT way.
slashmaster420 chapter 1 . 10/21/2016
Fucking great story dude lmao
Alliegirl4life chapter 1 . 8/8/2016
So, he hallucinated the whole hot dog? If so, that's deep; no pun intended.
Ellie chapter 1 . 8/7/2016
This is crystallised hot dog perfection, my tears are blinding me help
nikkilittle chapter 1 . 9/13/2015
Holy fook. Holy friggin' fook. I have tears of hysterical laughter rolling down my face. What vast consumption of drugs conspired to induce this incredible hallucination? Can you name the combination of drugs and tell me where to get them? Good job even if I think you went a little too easy on Obama. This was truly inspired. One of those incredibly rare diamonds on this site.

I hope someday Obama sees this. Submit it to Harper's.
greg chapter 1 . 3/19/2015
i thought it was a roller coaster
EverfreeSparkle chapter 1 . 8/10/2014
This is my new headcannon for Obama's love life.
Guest chapter 1 . 12/11/2013
THIS IS SO GOOD
jamie cabebe chapter 1 . 10/9/2013
i replaced every "hot dog" with penis

try it!
Peter winkeller chapter 1 . 2/1/2013
Came 7 times.
To the first paragraph.
Blue Frizz chapter 1 . 1/17/2013
Oh. My. gosh! hahaha!
This is the funniest thing I've ever read in my whole life!
Guest chapter 1 . 10/11/2012
beautiful
CLravioli chapter 1 . 10/10/2012
That was outstanding. I could literally envision everything you wrote and it had me grinning ear to ear to whole read. Kudos for making a light hearted, funny political story about NOT politics.
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