|Reviews for Uchiha Kushina|
| JohnJr chapter 1 . 6/21/2012
Um, does this mean Sasuke will find males as romantically attractive? Poor Ino and Sakura will be so disappointed.
Sasuke has the resources and affluence to bribe someone to get him Hormone replacement pills and supplements so he’d be more than a crossdresser, and the Search for Tsunade Arc will go a lot differently if Sasuke wants to hire Tsunade so he can undergo gender reassignment surgery.
P.S. In some fanfics where Tsunade raises Naruto, there’s a medical technique for wet-nursing [(see “Neo Yondaime Hokage” by PsychoG)]. Depending on how deeply Sasuke wishes to embrace womanhood, he could bribe a doctor to teach him Uetto Togi no Jutsu so he can “feel like a real woman.”
| Selias chapter 1 . 6/21/2012
Oh, holy crap. Now THIS is something that I can't wait to read more of.
| vaward chapter 1 . 6/21/2012
So he’s like the opposite of Ranma Saotome, a boy trying to be a Woman amongst Women.
Does this mean he'll learn how to cook, clean, and arrange flowers in addition to being a kunoicihi?
For 'feminine' ninjutsu, could Sasuke could use flowers as shuriken like Kikujo and Yurinojo of Vegetable Country. “Hana Shuriken: Hikarakuyo” a.k.a. Flower Shuriken: Falling Blossoms and Scattering Leaves. It's relatively similar to Sarutobi using rooftiles to attack Orochimaru during the Sound Invasion.
| Yoshishisha chapter 1 . 6/21/2012
Is he gonna pretend to be a lost relative of the Uchihas so he can become a girl? Poor Sasuke, it is hard to think you disappointed your parents without being able to make up for it cause they died...
| vabbie chapter 1 . 6/21/2012
Imagine that Orochimaru would be very pleased by his vessel’s ‘lifestyle choice,’ and wistfully reminisce about his own adolescence. Heck, I can picture him ordering Kabuto to plant scrolls on fashion and cosmetics for Sasuke to stumble upon, much to the spy’s embarrassment.
It’s ironic that many Japanese transgenders and homersexuals pay homage to INARI, the male/female/androgynous god of FOXES, rice, and prosperity. The Kyuubi no Kitsune could be pleased by Sasuke’s devotion to Inari and use its demonic chakra to transform Sasuke into a ‘real girl’ like he wanted.
| drvash chapter 1 . 6/21/2012
Will Sasuke look up ‘Kushina’ in the bingo books or ninja registry so he can better emulate Mikoto’s best friend?
If not, Mikoto might’ve kept a journal or photo album to remember Kushina Uzumaki, as records about Naruto's parents would likely be hiden by Sarutobi.
Traits Sasuke might copy from Kushina Uzumaki: dye his hair red, refer to himself as ‘the Second Hot-Blooded Habanero,’ eat ramen, study fuinjutsu sealing, etc. BTW, its annoying how fanfiction assumes Naruto has a talent for fuinjutsu when in canon he’s book-dumb and lacks the education to understand seals despite training with Jiraiya for three years.
| michael68 chapter 1 . 6/21/2012
Will Sasuke idolize Tsunade like many kunoichi do?
Kunoichi are often expected to be good a Genjutsu and medic-nin techniques, but the Academy barely teaches those two subjects as Sakura (top kunoichi) couldn’t detect the illusion at the beginning of the Chuunin Exams [False Surrounds, C-rank] that was being used to weed out weak Gennin.
| 1Batman4u chapter 1 . 6/21/2012
God help Konoha if someone introduces Sasuke to mahou-shoujo manga like “Sailor Moon,” inspiring him to shout out attacks like ‘Love-Me Chain’ and ‘Honeymoon Therapy Kiss.’ The village does have magazines and comics, as seen when Naruto and Konohamaru snuck into a store to look at lewd pics and learn Centerfold no Jutsu.
| mndstjohn chapter 1 . 6/20/2012
| mask of the end chapter 1 . 6/20/2012
Hahahaha! he he snort. damn this story looks nice.
| killing u with umbrellas chapter 1 . 6/20/2012
| keepitlitalana chapter 1 . 6/20/2012
I loved it. Explains a lot LOL.
| PiperDreamer chapter 1 . 6/20/2012
I have a distinct impression that when Itachi and Sasuke meet again, Itachi's going to blame himself for Sasuke's predicament, believing he somehow warped his brother too much
| alboc chapter 1 . 6/20/2012
now this is one heck of a concept-can't wait for more
| Lily Umbra chapter 1 . 6/20/2012
You just have me in stitches over this. I can only imagine Itachi's reaction to his little sister. Lol looking forward to this being continued.