|Reviews for Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia|
| Runecutter chapter 9 . 11/10/2012
Oh i like this!
You've done well with Hermione :D Even when she's a little bit miffed there seems to be good reason for the Aussies doing it their way ;)
And poor Harry... too rich to know what to do with the money, that's funny! :D
Of course Sirius little good bye gift was the highlight of the chapter and treats Voldemort in a very satisfying way.
Hey, i wouldn't have thought it, but after this update i'm convinced that you can manage that the vanishing without a trace might actually be "the power he knows not"... without the Muggleborns and half-bloods to target his terror campaign will either piss off the ministry until they have all the reason to come down on him with the wrath of god (and at least in the books their ressources up to Book 6 seem vastly larger than his poor little Death Eater club and the (in)competence levels are roughly the same on both sides...) or he must turn onto the muggle world and exclusively kill non magicals which should kill the secrecy and get a very nasty response from the muggle military...
Maybe they should start a campaign to get the House elves to retire also to safe locations? that would certainly be the straw which breaks the camels (purebloods) back... without servants, minions and manual laborers what will they do?buy muggle goods? Honestly? with their prejudices?
Who would cook for them, clean for them and so on?
The problem with narrow minded wizards might be only one for another hundred years, less when they either start killing off one another or get the muggles to hunt them down...
| tenchifew chapter 9 . 11/9/2012
Thank you for writing.
| Venus914 chapter 9 . 11/9/2012
Wow...and all because of Harry's paranoia. ) Im curious about what happened to Ron without Harry and hermione. With impending increase in tuition fees, can he still go to Hogwarts? Or will he be forced to get a job? I hate Ron so the worst thing that would happen to him, the better for me. LOL.
Im curious about the time when Harry decides to stop the Fidelious Charm. Would the Order and Harry's friends, as well as Dumbledore, be shocked and amazed that everything happened because they refused to tell Harry anything? I guess, it's true what they say : that the flap of a butterfly can cause a whirlwind on the other side of the planet.
| Venus914 chapter 7 . 11/9/2012
OMG! That was very funny! )
| immortal6666 chapter 9 . 11/9/2012
Thank you for reminding me of the reason I love this story.
| alix33 chapter 9 . 11/9/2012
"said Professor McGonagall. "What did you think would happen? You were the one who stood up in the Great Hall and announced that You-Know-Who is back. I'm just surprised that it took so long for them to decide to leave." "B-But...B-But," sputtered Dumbledore. "That is no reason to leave Hogwarts. Surely the children know that they are safe here." McGonagall snorted in disbelief. "Those children saw Cedric Diggory lying dead on the Quidditch Pitch last year. I'm afraid no one believes your assurances of Hogwarts' safety any more, Albus." - Well said, Minerva, though you would need to repeat that a couple of times AND kick Dumbles in the 'nads while doing so for its effects of negative reinforcement, for it to truly sink into his thick greater good-addled skull.
"plucked the prophecy from it's shelf." - "from its shelf".
"The final task had been to activate a charm very similar to that used by a certain red haired woman whenever she wanted to send a message to any of her children that had not been behaving in the manner they she expected." - "red-haired" gets hyphenated.
"What it did was to knock the orb straight out his hand." - "straight out of his hand".
| Pointer3109 chapter 9 . 11/8/2012
So...the people that went to band camp and came back not knowing how to play any better were really going to...it makes so much sense now. I always knew she was a witch. I just spelled it differently.
Great chapter 9, I would have mixed in a little hallucinogenic dust and some coke with the peppers. The song was fantastic.
| Heliosion chapter 9 . 11/8/2012
One word: hilarious!
| Andrew MacKenzie chapter 9 . 11/8/2012
| Wonderbee31 chapter 9 . 11/7/2012
Awesome prank on Tom there, even as I imagine he wasn't sure if he should go blind or just have a hissy fit right there, while it seems Albus is even more in denial it seems, even as I think of this as more realistic, as you had folk leaving, because it was dangerous and the Ministry seemed to be run by morons, of course folk would leave, unless they lived in JKR's fantasy world where after Harry learns he has to kill or be killed, he just decides to spend a year doing essentially... nothing.
| dfcole chapter 9 . 11/7/2012
Oh man that's awesome! Hilarious! Great job!
| Nebresh chapter 9 . 11/7/2012
Very nice. (or not, if you are Voldy)
| Beloved Daughter chapter 9 . 11/7/2012
Hehe. Sirius is a still an immature prankster. Funny, but immature. Loved Dumbledore's reaction to finding out that Hogwarts is doomed. Can't wait for more! :)
| elmoryakhan chapter 9 . 11/7/2012
Great chapter! Can't wait to read more. However I am not sure what role Harry is going to play in future. And what about Harry and Voldemort's conflict?
Darkpirateking69: The fic you are talking about is 'Make a wish' by Rorsachcs Blot, its on my favourites list.
| Hello chapter 9 . 11/6/2012
Epic comedy moment, truly epic.