Reviews for Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia
Eclectica737 chapter 10 . 5/23/2022
I TOTALLY agree with your hypothesis on Harry being a horcrux thing because if Voldemort could unintentionally implant a piece of his soul/spirit into a human being when it's been said in canon that it takes intent one must deduce that anyone could create horcruxes willy-nilly everywhere and potentially anyone.
keht.jelicho chapter 23 . 5/23/2022
wonderful story
keht.jelicho chapter 4 . 5/22/2022
if the deluminator and it's replacement track Harry's blood, and Voldemort used Harry's blood to regain his body, then an Omake where the devices lead directly to Voldemort (since he is still within the net/britain) would be amusing
Kai chapter 19 . 5/18/2022
Why didn't Harry knockout Dumbledore, dissolve the Fidelius, cast a new one, obliviate Dumbledore and throw him out? Or even without a new Fidelius. The concern before was the possibility that Dumbledore had stored the most important memories in his pensieve. A pensieve he kindly brought with him, and pensieves don't seem to be omnipresent, how many can he have in storage? Even if the memories were stored otherwise, without the device to watch them Dumbledore wouldn't have had the ability to regain the information Harry should've obliviated.
Guciec chapter 23 . 5/16/2022
This story is awesome. Very innovative ideas. Love it.
ArachnidHiveMind chapter 21 . 5/15/2022
Ok so I know we aren’t supposed to cheer for Dumbledore in this story, but honestly i love the fact that we get to see Dumbledore go absolutely ham on the death eaters and collecting the Horcruxes, in sooo many fics does it cheer Dumbledore up a lot and then never have him do anything but be a political animal, or have him be able to duel like four death eaters and that’s it
ArachnidHiveMind chapter 20 . 5/15/2022
Yes! I’ve always been Leary of the fics (basically any that includes muggle weapons and stuff) that just say that muggle bombs and bullets go straight through wards, like magic is reality warping energy, post WWII, with Diagonal Alley and the Ministry in London, there is zero chance they didn’t make him wards like the ones you referred to
ArachnidHiveMind chapter 9 . 5/15/2022
Bro this entire story is fairly slippery slope, but it’s hilarious how the removal of Harry just causes the entire British wizarding world to disintegrate
ArachnidHiveMind chapter 1 . 5/15/2022
Wow…definitely paranoid
yochan123 chapter 12 . 4/18/2022
man after so many ffing years dumbledore still trying this bastard

patrick why are you such a clumby dude
yochan123 chapter 11 . 4/18/2022
If only…if only someone, anyone had stood up to the Dark Lord. If only someone had been able to oppose him. But no, no one had. Dumbledore, along with his cronies, was holed up at Hogwarts. The castle was no longer a school. No, it had reverted to the purpose for which it had been originally designed. It was once again a fortress.

The Death Eaters were not even allowed to relieve their frustrations on the muggles. The Death Eaters did not have the strength to oppose the ICW and the ICW - while the ICW did not care who was ruling Britain, they did care about the Statute of Secrecy. They had made it very clear that they would deal with any violations with swift and decisive action.

While the ICW would never bother if the occasional wizard took advantage of a muggle, a wizarding government doing it or failing to police their own citizens - That was another matter all together.
see this part I fully understand. like if it got WAY too far, then the ICW would take over.

and at some point you have to wonder, all the wizards would easily outnumber the death eaters and outsmart then death eaters COLLECTIVELY, so if only ppl actually rallied a huge group together then they can defeat voldemort with fewer casualties. dumbles' lack of a plan does absolutely nothing and honestly at this point VOLDEMORT IS ONLY KILLING PUREBLOODS since that's what his death eaters are composed of

goblins be smart too lmao
the wizards would have to step out and live in the muggle world at this point, once again proving their whole plan was just as retarded as their leader
yochan123 chapter 10 . 4/18/2022
hahaha a good marauder's prank, and happily enjoy your life, sirius!

No, the only problem was that as soon as she told them she was transferring from Hogwarts, the very first thing the staff did was to sign her up for the Remedial Courses in both Defence and Potions.
yes lmao I love this. just gotta point out how much hogwarts utterly failed its students. seriously it is SO SHIT.

enjoy your pureblood society hypocrites like dumblefuck and fudge

it's a miracle anyone even follows voldemort honestly. do they even remember their goals? they cannot defeat the muggle world

i knew there have to be spells on testing for medical care and such otherwise what is even the point of a healer? without any kind of diagnostics twhen there are xrays and mri around?!

POMPFREY NEVER LOOKED INTO HARRY"S MALNUTRITION AND OTHER ISSUES BEFORE SO HONESTLY I DO NOT THINK SHE IS ALL THAT GOOD
yochan123 chapter 8 . 4/18/2022
hahaha lavender, savior of the wizarding world :D or a huge contributor at least! yes it's good of her to tell others since hermione didn't seem to start a campaign telling muggleborns to move the heck out!

Fleur Delacour ripped up the letter offering her a position in the English branch of Gringotts. Really, she would have to be an absolute moron to move to England at this point. Everyone knew that there was a veritable flood of people leaving that country. Obviously, things were going from bad to worse over there. No, she would not be accepting any job in England. It would be far more sensible to take a job in Paris or even Berlin. Yes, perhaps she should apply for a job in Berlin.
EXACTLY SERIOUSLY FLEUR YOU WERE THERE AT THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT NEVER GO BACK TO BRITAIN

purebloods at the ministry can enjoy their inbreeding and idiocy!
yochan123 chapter 7 . 4/18/2022
Why? Why had she returned to Hogwarts this year? Even a person with a fraction of her IQ could tell that there was trouble brewing on the horizon. The magical world was on the precipice of another war. Why was she sticking around for that?

A part of her wished that her parents had thrown McGonagall out on her ear when she had first turned up at their doorstep prattling on about magic and witches and...

Not once had she ever mentioned the discrimination against muggleborns. Not one word was ever said about trolls or basilisks or dementors or wizards hiding as rats or bloody Dark Lords who were capable of coming back from the dead and announcing their return by murdering innocent handsome Hufflepuffs. The...the...there were no words really. Fine bloody head of house she was. Turn a turtle into a teapot, why don't you. That will keep you safe from people like Voldemort.

FOR REAL - it's always made me so sad that hermione despite all her brilliance just never realized that muggleborns would NEVER have a good place in wizarding GB and they're all condemning themselves to basically wasting 7 years of their lives without even a high school diploma or middle school basic knowledge or f ppl don't even know about ELECTRICITY to survive in the world. plus hogwarts being an absolute death trap that give no heck about ppl's general wellbeing OR education
yochan123 chapter 6 . 4/18/2022
YES BRILLIANT USE THE FIDELIUS ON YOURSELF, best idea ever. and use a random muggle too cuz seriously why use ppl your enemies would suspect?

Remus Lupin was hardly better though. Initially she had been slightly attracted to the quiet bookish man but that attraction had died a quick death once they began spending so much time together on the search for Harry. Really the man was an incredibly annoying wet blanket and she was thoroughly sick of his whole - poor me, pity me because I turn into a werewolf once a month routine.

For gods sake wasn't it high time he came to terms with his condition. Really, that attitude of his was highly unappealing. Why on earth had she had ever thought him even slightly attractive?
for real never understood this part lupin was even more reactive than dumbles and never did ANYTHING in canon until it just landed in his lap
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