oof

yess we got luna, since she is sometimes depicted as a seer, what if she randomly just spouts out harry's location? that would be so funny lol

A well written and engrossing story.

I don't know if I've reviewed before. I thought I'd read this but it was either a long time ago or while I was sick or something. Anyway, this was great! I had so much fun and laughed so many times. Honestly, Sirius and his prank almost killed me. The butterfly effect was brilliant here. Thanks so much for this fun read.

I love it when fics go on a different path instead of following books just with altered dialogue. Really enjoyed reading this.

Thank you for sharing this story with us. I loved it so much I read it twice :-)

omg! hahaha this is what happens whe. you dont tell people things! hahaha im busting a gut

I mean paranoia is fine and all and I don't like Remus tbh but calling him a traitor is too far-fetched as is the reasoning of Hermione being a bad friend. I'll give this a chance but its underwhelming tbh.

Okay, I can definitely see the 'humour' in this story… such 'black comedy' for Harry’s paranoia to have him (unknowingly) whack one of the members of the Order of the Phoenix with a freaking shovel!

That was fucking hilarious

Well when he was reminded about the use of patronus, he should also think, that after sending a death eater, the ministry and voldemort sent also dementors. This would mean that upon the dementors being unable from sucking his soul out, voldemort and fudge decided to punish him for using patronus for only a patronus is clearly able to fight the dementors. This would logically mean that they wish to put him into trial and throw him into azkaban there servants of voldemort could simply snuff his life out. Totally logical conlusion.

this is the most reasonable weasley bashing I have ever read. I found myself nodding along to the arguement as I read it. even if their actions were not intentionally malicious and just a result of thoughtlessness, that is still messed up.

Great story! I was giggling over the fact that wracklespurts would be 'the power he knows not' and then you came up with an even funnier one. That alone would have made it worth it, but this story had quite a few bits that had me cackling. Cheers!

'The ability to convince Dumbledore to get off his butt and do something' is now, and likely forever, my favorite 'power he knows not' that I have come across.

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